Great parody there, Nick!
I hope E20 got the gist.
He doesn't want his whole car "wearing out" from all the door open/closing, the brake pedal pivot bushing, brake light switch(es) the accelerator cable, the throttle butterfly bushings, getting more gunk into the air filter, dirtying up my fresh oil and filter. Alternator, junkyard starter, fuel pump, reman water pump, front/rear seals.. Door latches.
I could go on, but whats the use? Basically he doesn't quite like the idea of people touching his car or glancing at it the wrong way.
What product is better than this other product? Google. Read reviews, research, and make a decision, simple as that. Having difficulty deciding? Feel free to ask on here. We love reading!
Dont expect people to hold your hand the whole way, start to end.
Cars do wear out, that is inevitable, unless you don't touch or drive it. Instead, keep changing the oil and ATF every other week so the engine and transmission don't corrode up and get all rusty inside. Don't forget to grease the light bulb sockets! Maybe do a drain of the fresh oil, then pour back in. Worked for my grandpa.
Seriously, its just a car. Drive it. It will last you quite a long time, just dont "fix" something when your bored/paranoid.
Dont expect people to hold your hand the whole way, start to end. You have a brain, use it or lose it.
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PS, please dont get yourself banned from any more toyota dealerships. One is too much. :appalled: