So much to comment on:
First, yes, there are offsetting combinations of bad alignment settings that will give you even wear, but those will also result in rapid wear. The best example is toe-in vs camber. Don't forget that caster adds (or subtracts) camber when the steering wheel is turned!)
Second, the alignment - even caster - is adjustable on EVERY vehicle, but it may require an eccentric bolt or a camber plate. Heck I've even seen folks drill new mounting holes! (Usually to get more camber!)
Most published alignment tolerances are too wide - by half. My experience is that to get good tire wear, the alignment has to be within the inner half of the tolerance AND the camber can't be greater than 1 degree.
Lastly, it's hard to find a good alignment guy. They usually don't pay a guy enough for his expertise and he moves on to something easier and more lucrative. Owning your own shop is the normal way these guys move up. - and with the advent of auto repair chainstores, the little guys are disappearing.