Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. - Dave Barry
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The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. - Humphrey Bogart
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Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Wilhelm
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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
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I drink to make other people interesting. - George Jean Nathan
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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. - For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemingway
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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. - Dean Martin
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Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin
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I work until beer o'clock. - Steven King
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The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. - Humphrey Bogart
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Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Wilhelm
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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
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I drink to make other people interesting. - George Jean Nathan
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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. - For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemingway
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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. - Dean Martin
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Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin
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I work until beer o'clock. - Steven King
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