Ralph, I do respect your experience, and your dedication to what has worked for you. And I mean what I'm about to say with all of that respect. I do not mean to be offensive; this is just a difference of opinion.
1. I believe that toilet paper is a good, perhaps even a great filter medium.
2. I do not believe that I can depend on every roll of toilet paper I find to do an equally fine job. This comes from my professional training and experience.
3. I prefer predictability to uncertain greatness.
I would happily reverse item number 2 if the data was available to show me that toilet paper reliably meets filter effectiveness tests on an ongoing basis; that is, the predictable performance of toilet paper could be demonstrated.
I make a distinction between things I can predict as a result of measurements and things I can't. Things which I cannot predict on the basis of measurements I classify under the headings of random chance or athletic contests.
Can you tell me who's going to win the Super Bowl?
You may have an opinion, but the honest answer is no, you cannot. There is no way to calculate beforehand who will win. Even if your opinion proves correct, that does not mean you can predict the winner of the next one. These are athletic contests. While both teams may be great, play professionally and excellently, there is no way to predict on a numerical basis who will win.
My opinion of toilet paper is something like that. At my local grocery, there are many brands of toilet paper. Some are softer than others. Some have different sized rolls; some have single sheets, some double. Some have moisturizers and scents added, for pity's sake. Is one a better oil filter than the other? Clearly, yes. Would some of them be terrible filters? Probably.
But let's focus on good, tightly wound rolls from a single maker. To evaluate how good a filter it is, we need to know things like what size particles actually get through; what the residual acidity/alkalinity of the paper is; what the consistency of the tightness is between rolls; what metal and grit is left in the paper pulp when the paper is made. The only good way to find that stuff out before we put it into an engine is to test the TP roll.
The idea of testing is pretty simple. Making predictions used to be done by sacrificing a goat or a chicken and reading the entrails. Some people used tea leaves, some threw yarrow stalks, and some people used Tarot cards. All of these methods shared the results that occasionally they would be right. However, people found out that if they actually subjected something to repeatable testing, they could make predictions about the things that they tested that were right much more than sometimes. An engineer that's right no better than sometimes get fired - and fast, before he gets someone killed. Testing is what the modern scientific world has developed for making predictions, and it works remarkably well where it's done correctly.
So to predict how well a filter will work, we ought to test it, that being the best predictive tool we have available. There happen to be predefined, standardized tests for filter effectiveness as a function of particle size.
Given sufficient money and time, rolls of TP could be tested for particulate efficiency, chemical composition, and winding tightness, and for other things that matter to filters. And we would know what performance that one roll of TP that we tested would have delivered in the car before we ran the tests and ruined it for car service.
With even more money and time, we could run a statistically valid sample of TP rolls from that maker and come up with a good set of results that statistics say are usable as predictors of the performance of that run of TP, including the likely average and statistical spread of performance. That's starting to be predictable.
With even more money and time we could run statistically valid samples of many lots of TP and make valid predictions of the performance for that TP maker (at least within that paricular brand.) If this was kept up in some way, it would be a useful predictor, and if I had that kind of information, especially if the someone, preferably the company that makes the stuff, was legally liable for telling me the truth about what the TP does, I'd flip right over to using TP given only that the numbers were good enough. It would then not be an athletic contest - I would know, within bounds, what performance the next roll of TP would give me.
So far, I have not found even one test-data report of the filtering efficiency of even one roll of toilet paper. The closest I have found is that some folks determine whether their oil is clean by how clear it looks or by whether it wipes off their fingers without leaving a stain. This is not a statistically valid test, needless to say.
Just to illustrate, you point out that a TP filter will remove lamp black from oil in one pass. Is that because the filter nets out the carbon granules, or because the carbon granules are chemically or electrically attracted to the TP fibers? Or did some chemical reaction inside the filter eat the carbon? I've seen and done chemistry experiments showing "magical" clearing of solutions from opaque to clear by adding one little bottle of reagent. Who's to say that if you contaminated oil with 1 micron particles of steel, silicon, or rust the particles would not pass through?
One could *test* for whether the carbon, steel, rust, silicon, whatever is going through the filter. That would be the beginning of knowledge.
For me, until I get that kind of information on an ongoing basis, the filtering efficiency of TP must remain an interesting natural phenomenon. One roll is great. Does that mean the next roll is great? In my mind no. With my luck, I'll get a run of uniformly bad rolls. I'd rather have predictably good than unpredictably great where my engine's lubrication is concerned.
So additional anecdotes about TP filtering efficiency are not very useful to me. I believe some of them are great. I believe some are awful. And I have no rational basis for selecting the good from the awful. Anecdotal evidence is NOT a rational basis for decisions. TP may be the most effective oil filter on the planet, and I'm going to miss out on it because I cannot find predictive testing data to support that. So be it.
So Ralph, thank you very much for your help, your experience, and your and willingness to share it with us. I appreciate your insights. But I cannot compare TP in an apples-to-apples fashion to industrial filters at this time. And until that is possible, I cannot change my opinion of the use of TP for filtering the oil for my car's engine.
So please - tell me what the beta profile of a TP filter is; better yet, tell me a statistically valid set of data on a sampled set of TP. But you don't need to tell me more anecdotes - I've already read a large number of them to come to my current opinion. More of them will not change my opinion.