Okay, I'm bored and thought this might be a fun and interesting thread. Yeah it's corny but oh well.....
Dipstick Jimmy has just become an immortal oil god (oh no)
and has been ordered by Zeus to force all "Do It Yourself" oil changers to do the following to simplify tracking oil usage...
Based on you current knowledge Jimmy visits you and gives you 60 seconds to decide the following about your CURRENT vehicle. You will never be allowed to change any selection as long as you own this vehicle. Consider all aspects like price, future price increases, availability, etc. and choose.
1) Synthetic or Dino?
2) What brand?
3) What viscosity?
4) What Oil Filter?
5) What OCI?
Better hurry Jimmie is getting upset and will hit you with his dipstick if you take longer than 60 seconds to choose...
I take...
M1 EP 5w30 with a PureOne Filter at 7.5K OCI....
ouch,
hey now, easy with that dipstick Jimmie
Dipstick Jimmy has just become an immortal oil god (oh no)

Based on you current knowledge Jimmy visits you and gives you 60 seconds to decide the following about your CURRENT vehicle. You will never be allowed to change any selection as long as you own this vehicle. Consider all aspects like price, future price increases, availability, etc. and choose.
1) Synthetic or Dino?
2) What brand?
3) What viscosity?
4) What Oil Filter?
5) What OCI?
Better hurry Jimmie is getting upset and will hit you with his dipstick if you take longer than 60 seconds to choose...

I take...
M1 EP 5w30 with a PureOne Filter at 7.5K OCI....
ouch,
