My father in-law would use the term "lick your calf over again" for having to repeat an action. When I asked him the derivation, he said that a cow licks a newborn calf to get it to stand up the first time. If the process fails, the cow starts it all over from the beginning.
My Dad would occasionally say that something was "a load of Hooey", meaning that it was outrageously incorrect. For him, this was high profanity.
Other sayings - "doesn't blow my dress up" (said by a man, when he wasn't thrilled about something)
"Must a been a case of the dumb-a.. blew in on the wind."
My parents had a back lot which was somewhat separated from the main yard, and my Dad called it the "Back Forty" (probably referring originally to a 40-acre piece)
One that I use when stuck behind a lackadaisical driver - "I wish they would poke a little faster".