Wonder what they'd say if they found, oh I dunno, green oil...
I slammed Joe back against the counter. "No more funny business now! Who're you trying to fool? Trying to pass off antifreeze as Castrol 0W30? Like I wouldn't look at the color before pouring it in!"
The dumb sap started blubbering. "The, it's, the elves did it! German elves! I wouldn't lie to you!" Like there was such a thing as German elves. Where did they find this guy?