This statement tears me up:
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COMPENSATORY THERMOSTAT ACTION (CTA):
OMEGA 690 contains billions of extremely sensitive, micro thermostat - action
Megalite* polymers that compensate for the natural tendencies of an oil to thin out
or thicken when subjected to high and low temperature fluctuations,
respectively. These polymers become expanded when the oil temperature is high
Hey goofball, just call it a "Viscosity Index Improver."
HERE'S ANOTHER ONE:
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OMEGA 690 retains a
fine film on the metal surface regardless of how
thoroughly it is wiped away. This ensures that
OMEGA 690 is performing its major "stay put"
function
Just tell them that it includes a surfactant and a tackfier which is part of any gear oil additive package.