A Barroom Encounter

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A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."

An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either

The American girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer and drinks it, throws her glass into the air, pulls out her gun and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches her glass and asks the bartender for a refill. She says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."
 
i30krab,
that joke's been around forever, although I doubt you'd appreciate the version that I first heard.
 
Ha ha. Yeah, I've heard a different version too. kmrcstintn, I don't see the connection to VA Tech.
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This joke may not travel well. Think Kiwi's moving to Oz to get on our excellent unemployment scheme etc

At the end of a tiny, deserted bar in Bondi is a huge Kiwi bloke 6ft 5 and 350lbs. He's having a few beers when a short, well-dressed and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him. After three or four beers the #@$%! fella finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big New Zealander.

Leaning over towards the Kiwi he whispers, "Do you want a blow-job?"

At this the massive Kiwi leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the man in the face, knocking him swiftly off the stool. He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him bruised and battered in the car park and returning to his seat.

Amazed, the barman quickly brings over another beer. "I've never seen you react like that, " he says, "just what did he say to you?"

I'm not sure", the big Kiwi replies, "something about a job"
 
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