An inconvenient truth
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Ain't no lie..
The truth wins again
haw, a good one for sure...
Profound truths, as always Shannow makes them hit home.
I know a good joke about a certain part of the body being boss.
(no offense intended)
(no offense intended)
Do a google search on autocorrect gone wrong for texting.
You will wet your pants on some of them.
You will wet your pants on some of them.
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I know a good joke about a certain part of the body being boss. wink
This one????
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge," said the blood , "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach , "because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs , "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum , "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The ____hole is usually in charge!
Hopefully this is not too offensive (though I heard it from my 12 year old son too). If so, my sincerest apologies.
I know a good joke about a certain part of the body being boss. wink
This one????
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge," said the blood , "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach , "because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs , "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum , "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The ____hole is usually in charge!
Hopefully this is not too offensive (though I heard it from my 12 year old son too). If so, my sincerest apologies.
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