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My great-grandmother used to say to people while driving -
"Sh!t or get off the pot!"
"Sh!t or get off the pot!"
What are your favorite one liner sayings?
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Yeah, that's right. Turd Ferguson. It's a funny name.
My Dad used to always say to me and my brothers..."Boys..I don't mean maybe"
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Another good one was: "That guy has a $40 dollar hat on a ten cent head"
"If that guy's brains were dynamite he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose"
Originally Posted By: spackard
Youth is wasted on the young.
Good fences make good neighbors. (But primarily reading the Robert Frost poem Mending Wall it appeared in, because over a hundred years have passed and it was true and pondered about then as it is now.)
I don't want to belong to any club that will accept people like me as a member.
It depends upon what the meaning of the word 'is' is.
I really like these. Especially the last one - wasn't that one attributed to Bill Clinton during Lewinsky-gate?
One I like: "Even a broken clock is right twice a day!"
Youth is wasted on the young.
Good fences make good neighbors. (But primarily reading the Robert Frost poem Mending Wall it appeared in, because over a hundred years have passed and it was true and pondered about then as it is now.)
I don't want to belong to any club that will accept people like me as a member.
It depends upon what the meaning of the word 'is' is.
I really like these. Especially the last one - wasn't that one attributed to Bill Clinton during Lewinsky-gate?
One I like: "Even a broken clock is right twice a day!"
He who flingy dingy must have a dingy to flingy.
You can't fix stupid.
You smelt it you dealt it
If your enemy is making a mistake don't interrupt him
Why run down the hill to jump one of those cows when you can walk and jump them all
You smelt it you dealt it
If your enemy is making a mistake don't interrupt him
Why run down the hill to jump one of those cows when you can walk and jump them all
Saw this on a tombstone in Key West Fl..
"I told you I was sick."
"I told you I was sick."
So ugly Her parents tied a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to lick her.
Head like a kicked in kerosene tin.
Could eat an apple through a tennis raquet.
Stands out like Dog's Cods
You've got one of them calendar dogs ... (I once had an Elkhound...always showing the "date"...aka chocolate starfish)
One stubbie short of a six pack
She's the ducks guts (see Mad Max 1 when Goose introduced Max to the Interceptr - describes the speed at which things exit ducks guts)
Going to shake hands with the unemployed (male call of nature)
More confusing than Father's Day at Cullen Bullen
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Not everything is a Conspiracy, only the important stuff
Head like a kicked in kerosene tin.
Could eat an apple through a tennis raquet.
Stands out like Dog's Cods
You've got one of them calendar dogs ... (I once had an Elkhound...always showing the "date"...aka chocolate starfish)
One stubbie short of a six pack
She's the ducks guts (see Mad Max 1 when Goose introduced Max to the Interceptr - describes the speed at which things exit ducks guts)
Going to shake hands with the unemployed (male call of nature)
More confusing than Father's Day at Cullen Bullen
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Not everything is a Conspiracy, only the important stuff
"Hope for the best and plan for the worst".
Originally Posted By: NMBurb02
You can pick your nose and you can pick you friends, but you don't get to pick your family.
I heard it as "You can pick your nose and you can pick you friends, but you can't pick your friends noses."
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
You can pick your nose and you can pick you friends, but you don't get to pick your family.
I heard it as "You can pick your nose and you can pick you friends, but you can't pick your friends noses."
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
An old Irish saying: "A joy shared is doubled, a sorrow shared is halved"
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