Lotto winner

[Kestas]

A husband says to his wife, "What would you do if I won the Lotto?"

She says, "I'd take half, then leave you."

"Excellent," he replies.

"I won $12.00, here's $6.00!"

 

[Sayjac]

 

[gathermewool]

Thanks for the chuckle. I'm a big fan of short and to-the-point jokes

 

[AKhan87]

LOL!

 

[Win]

Client of mine won pretty big

Someone threw the ticket away, my guy grabbed it from the trash, when they did a redraw, or whatever, on the tickets that had lost previously, the one he picked up won $250K.

 

[Rick in PA]

Originally Posted By: Win
Client of mine won pretty big

Someone threw the ticket away, my guy grabbed it from the trash, when they did a redraw, or whatever, on the tickets that had lost previously, the one he picked up won $250K.


Now that's trash pickin'.

 

[oldhp]

Sorry, not enough.............she'd come back.