My Insight's gas cap says "Tighten three clicks, or else the check engine light will turn on and make you feel foolish."
My LS400's gas filler door says "PREMIUM UNLEADED FUEL ONLY OR ELSE A SQUAD OF NINJAS WILL BE DISPATCHED TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND CHOP YOU TO PIECES!"
My LS400's gas filler door says "PREMIUM UNLEADED FUEL ONLY OR ELSE A SQUAD OF NINJAS WILL BE DISPATCHED TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND CHOP YOU TO PIECES!"