A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.
'What's that big brass gong?' one of the guests asked.
'It's not a gong. It's a talking clock,' the drunk replied.
'A talking clock? Seriously?' asked his astonished friend.
'Yup,' replied the drunk.
'How's it work?' one friend asked, squinting at it.
'Watch,' the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the
gong an ear-shattering whack, and stepped back.
The three stood looking at one another for a moment.......
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, 'You
idiot! It's three-fifteen in the morning!!'
'What's that big brass gong?' one of the guests asked.
'It's not a gong. It's a talking clock,' the drunk replied.
'A talking clock? Seriously?' asked his astonished friend.
'Yup,' replied the drunk.
'How's it work?' one friend asked, squinting at it.
'Watch,' the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the
gong an ear-shattering whack, and stepped back.
The three stood looking at one another for a moment.......
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, 'You
idiot! It's three-fifteen in the morning!!'
