Assassin!

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>>>> The FBI had an opening for an assassin.
>>>>
>>>> After all the background checks, interviews And
>>> testing were done,
>>> there
>>>> were 3 finalists; Two men and a woman.
>>>>
>>>> For the final test, the FBI agents took one of The men
>>> to a large
>>> metal door and handed Him a gun.
>>>>
>>>> 'We must know that you will follow your
>>> Instructions no matter what
>>> the
>>>> circumstances.
>>>>
>>>> Inside the room you will find your wife sitting In a
>>> chair .. . . Kill
>>> her!!'
>>>>
>>>> The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could
>>> Never shoot my
>>> wife.'
>>>>
>>>> The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man
>>> For this job. Take
>>> your
>>> wife and go home.'
>>>>
>>> The second man was given the same instructions.
>>>>
>>>> He took the gun and went into the room. All was Quiet
>>> for a bout 5
>>> minutes.
>>>>
>>>> The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried,
>>> But I can't
>>> kill my
>>>> wife.' The agent said, 'You don't Have
>>> what it takes. Take
>>> your wife
>>> and go home.'
>>>>
>>>> Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given
>>> the Same instructions,
>>> to kill her husband. She took the Gun and went into the
>>> room. Shots were
>>> heard, one After another. They heard screaming, crashing,
>>> Banging on the
>>> walls.
>>>> After a few minutes, all was Quiet. The door opened
>>> slowly and there
>>> stood the Woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.
>>>>
>>> 'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I
>>> had to Beat him to
>>> death
>>> with
>>>> the chair.'
>>> MORAL: Women are crazy. Don't mess with them
 
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