Flatulation Explained...

[balut]

VAIN: A person who loves the smell of his own farts

AMIABLE: A person who loves the smell of other
people's farts

PROUD: A person who thinks his farts are exceptionally
fine

SHY: A person who releases silent farts and then
blushes

IMPUDENT: A person who boldly farts out loud and then
laughs

UNFORTUNATE: A person who tries awfully hard to [censored]
but [censored] instead

SCIENTIFIC: A person who farts regularly but is only
concerned about pollution

NERVOUS: A person who stops in the middle of his [censored]

HONEST: A person who admits he [censored] but offers good
medical reasons

DISHONEST: A person who farts and then blames the dog

FOOLISH: A person who suppresses a [censored] for hours and
hours

THRIFTY: A person who has several good farts in
reserve

ANTI-SOCIAL: A person who excuses himself and farts in
complete privacy

STRATEGIC: A person who conceals his farts with loud
coughing

SADISTIC: A person who farts in bed and then fluffs
the cover over his bedmate.

INTELLECTUAL: A person who can determine from the
smell of his neighbor's [censored] precisely the latest food
item consumed

ATHLETIC: A person who farts at the slightest exertion


MISERABLE: A person who would truly love to, but can't
[censored] at all

SENSITIVE: A person who farts and then starts crying

...so which one are you?

 

[Kestas]

I'm one who compliments the cook.

Interesting... the singular is censored, but the plural is not!

 

[Johnny]

Reading all those examples, I guess I would be thrifty.

 

[Pablo]

I have two dogs because I'm extra dishonest.

 

[Gary Allan]

We have two dogs so my wife can be fartfree. I'm IMPUDENT

 

[artificialist]

In the South Park episode "Smug Alert" Hyrbrid car drivers were all VAIN.

I was wondering what the right word was for [censored] and then pretending it didn't happen. That is what I do.

 

[RacerE7773]

I got my wife the other day with a sadistic.