Things that go bump in the night.

[Drew99GT]

Hmmmmmmmm, well, last night was a new one for me. I just turned over and got re-comfortable in bed, and so did my good ol kitty cat. Both nice and tucked in and I'm dosing asleep when all of a sudden, WHAM. Something smacked my door. Scared the ever living bejesus out of me as I was half asleep half awake in that la la land type state. Something startled my cat and he jumped head first into the door! I'm surprised I didn't have a heart attack. Holy moly, I'm still jittery.

 

[CivicFan]

Could have been a punk having fun doing that or a suicidal raccoon.

 

[Brett Miller]

The Boogie Man?

 

[MarkC]

Did you bravely charge out to see what it was?

 

[Warlord]

Jacob Marley?

 

[moribundman]

It may have been aliens or Gary Busey ('Hider in the House').

 

[SecondMonkey]

That's why I sleep with a .44 magnum next to my bed.

 

[moribundman]

Originally Posted By: SecondMonkey
That's why I sleep with a .44 magnum next to my bed.

Do you call her Susie?

 

[MarkC]

If I hear something out of the ordinary in the night, I always go see if I can figure out what it was.

 

[Gary Allan]

Originally Posted By: moribundman
Originally Posted By: SecondMonkey
That's why I sleep with a .44 magnum next to my bed.

Do you call her Susie?

Trust me. I know what I'm doin'

 

[Brett Miller]

Maybe it was Bob Marley?

 

[Pablo]

Originally Posted By: Drew99GT
Hmmmmmmmm, well, last night was a new one for me. I just turned over and got re-comfortable in bed, and so did my good ol kitty cat. Both nice and tucked in and I'm dosing asleep when all of a sudden, WHAM. Something smacked my door. Scared the ever living bejesus out of me as I was half asleep half awake in that la la land type state. Something startled my cat and he jumped head first into the door! I'm surprised I didn't have a heart attack. Holy moly, I'm still jittery.

So the main noise you heard was the cat hitting the door, something smacked the door and then the jack jumped at it?

My dogs would have been barking snarling gremlins....

 

[oilyriser]

Maybe your cat had swallowed an ambien pill, and was dreaming of chasing mice.

 

[MarkC]

Originally Posted By: Brett Miller
Maybe it was Bob Marley?

Maybe Marcus Garvey?

 

[moribundman]

It was the Burglar King.

 

[alreadygone]

Throw up a wall of lead and let 'em run into it!

Bob

 

[Drew99GT]

Originally Posted By: oilyriser
Maybe your cat had swallowed an ambien pill, and was dreaming of chasing mice.


I don't give him Ambien anymore. He gets compulsive urges to gamble...

 

[Drew99GT]

Originally Posted By: Pablo
Originally Posted By: Drew99GT
Hmmmmmmmm, well, last night was a new one for me. I just turned over and got re-comfortable in bed, and so did my good ol kitty cat. Both nice and tucked in and I'm dosing asleep when all of a sudden, WHAM. Something smacked my door. Scared the ever living bejesus out of me as I was half asleep half awake in that la la land type state. Something startled my cat and he jumped head first into the door! I'm surprised I didn't have a heart attack. Holy moly, I'm still jittery.

So the main noise you heard was the cat hitting the door, something smacked the door and then the jack jumped at it?

My dogs would have been barking snarling gremlins....


Only thing I heard was my cat going full speed into my door. He hit it so hard it shut the door. Probably looked something like this: http://youtube.com/watch?v=k4msDFeBa9A

 

[H2GURU]

Drew,
Lyme disease( makes working for a living impossible)is a REAL PROBLEM up here. I love my dog, but he'll never be in my bed. The tick that carries the disease is smaller than about the head of a pin and goes from deer to the ground and is very common to cats as well. I realize this stinks to read but being in bed for the rest of your life is worse. I know several people that received the disease via their pets.

 

[wantin150]

Cat take an overdose of Viagra and have a sudden reaction?