Survivor - Wisconsin Style

[Johnny]

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Wisconsin is planning to do its own entitled "Survivor - Wisconsin Style"....
The contestants will start in Milwaukee ; travel up to Sheboygan and on to Manitowoc and Green Bay . Then they will head over to Wausau and up to Rhinelander and Minocqua. From there they will proceed up toAshland and Superior .. Then back down through Rice Lake , Eau Claire and all the way down to Madison and back over to Milwaukee .
Each contestant will be driving a pink Volvo with Illinois license plates and a large bumper sticker that reads: Brett Favre is Gay. I'm a vegetarian. Bratwurst clogs your arteries. The Green Bay Packers suck. Go Bears. Cheese is high in cholesterol. Hillary in 2008. Deer hunting is murder and I'm here to confiscate your guns.

The first one that makes it back to Milwaukee alive WINS!
Good luck to all contestants.

 

[Pablo]

What about the guy in the lead?

Does he carry the "No BEER" flag?

 

[Johnny]

Good lord, if they had no beer flags none of them would get out of Milwaukee to start with.

 

[Tempest]

Now THAT would be worth watching.

 

[duaneb9729]

pulls up his chair gets the pop corn ready

 

[ToyotaNSaturn]

Yummmm. Beer. Rhinelander Beer.

 

[Anduril]

Wasn't there an episode of Top Gear when they did something like this, only driving across the south?

 

[Pablo]

Originally Posted By: Anduril
Wasn't there an episode of Top Gear when they did something like this, only driving across the south?


Them furreners nearly krapped their tighty whiteys!!

But it was fairly well staged and they were stirrin' the pot, not racing!!

 

[dnewton3]

The Wisconsin Survivor show would likely be cancelled by the third week.

Not due to unpopularitly, but because no one would be left ...

 

[sciphi]

Wow, that needs to be shown to my relatives living near Milwaukee. They would so take one of their many large SUV's and crush those pink Volvos on I-94 east to Milwaukee.

 

[mechtech2]

Brett Favre isn't gay?

 

[Cheesehead]

No, but I think Rex Grossman, Cedric Benson, and Urlacher are.

Chicago Bears Suck!!!

 

[Johnny]

 

[Cheesehead]

Johnny,

Nobody calls Brett gay. The man is a winner in football and in life.

 

[Johnny]

I agree with you 100%. He will be missed more than most realize.

 

[mechtech2]

JUST KIDDING ABOUT FAVRE!!
We had a farm in Pulaski county in Green Bay, Wisconsin. I often root for them over the bears.

 

[bobfather99]

Well, Im waiting by my TV for that show....

 

[TallPaul]

My experience with Wisconsin is that every street corner has either a bar or a church, more bars though.