Decisions, decisions, decisions! You guys are good and the creative juices have definitely been flowing here in the land of the Great Bitog. After a great deal of consultation with my imaginary friend, we have decided that while many of the listed names are a close seconded, the ultimate wining name goes to our vegemite eating friend from the Land Down Under.
Therefore it is with great solemnity, pomp and circumstance, we christen the 1996 Buick Century: "Tidy Whitey."
As it is written, so let it be done.