Christmas Carols for the Psych Ward

[TallPaul]

SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do You Hear What I Hear?



MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Kings Disoriented Are



AMNESIA: I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas



NARCISSISTIC: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me



MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and...



PARANOID: Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me



BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire



PERSONALITY DISORDER: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why



OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...



AGORAPHOBIA: I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House



SENILE DEMENTIA: Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House In My Slippers and Robe



OPPOSITIONAL DEFIANT DISORDER: I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House



SOCIAL ANXIETY DISORDER: Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

 

[kkreit01]

those are good.

 

[wavinwayne]

We likes.

 

[kmrcstintn]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(a person with OCD laughing)