Farmer had a rooster that kept pesting the hens. So he put a bell on it so the hens could hear it coming. Well, the old rooster was pretty smart for a bird and he worked until he got the bell off of his neck. He once again could sneak up and mate with the hens.
For his efforts, he was awarded the "No Bell" prize and the Pullet Surprise!
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