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Why do Chicken Coops have 2 doors? #5414295 04/27/20 07:17 AM
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Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

Cause if they had 4 they'd be chicken sedans

Re: Why do Chicken Coops have 2 doors? [Re: cjcride] #5414313 04/27/20 07:44 AM
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?


To get to the other slide.


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Re: Why do Chicken Coops have 2 doors? [Re: simple_gifts] #5414347 04/27/20 08:24 AM
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it's so the rooster can sneak in at night and "visit" laugh

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Originally Posted by 2004tdigls
it's so the rooster can sneak in at night and "visit" laugh


See, I was thinking it was so the Fox could come visit...


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Re: Why do Chicken Coops have 2 doors? [Re: cjcride] #5414368 04/27/20 08:41 AM
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I've been vindicated. This is the new low for Humour.

Re: Why do Chicken Coops have 2 doors? [Re: cjcride] #5414373 04/27/20 08:43 AM
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That rooster is a Capon and doesn't need to visit anymore.

You don't want feathery eggs now do you?


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Re: Why do Chicken Coops have 2 doors? [Re: cjcride] #5414378 04/27/20 08:52 AM
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Even thought two doors aren't needed its an OSHA requirement!


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Re: Why do Chicken Coops have 2 doors? [Re: cjcride] #5414386 04/27/20 09:02 AM
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It's a safety code.

Re: Why do Chicken Coops have 2 doors? [Re: cjcride] #5414389 04/27/20 09:02 AM
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Farmer had a rooster that kept pesting the hens. So he put a bell on it so the hens could hear it coming. Well, the old rooster was pretty smart for a bird and he worked until he got the bell off of his neck. He once again could sneak up and mate with the hens.

For his efforts, he was awarded the "No Bell" prize and the Pullet Surprise!


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Re: Why do Chicken Coops have 2 doors? [Re: Boomer] #5414394 04/27/20 09:08 AM
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About even with the award being mocked

Re: Why do Chicken Coops have 2 doors? [Re: cjcride] #5414491 04/27/20 10:21 AM
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The humor review board rates the original joke posted as: GOOD.

"You gotta have clean jokes". << words to live by.

Re: Why do Chicken Coops have 2 doors? [Re: cjcride] #5414509 04/27/20 10:50 AM
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So they can let in good looking CHICKS. LOL


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Why did the chicken sit down in the middle of the road?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

Re: Why do Chicken Coops have 2 doors? [Re: cjcride] #5414604 04/27/20 12:32 PM
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True Story; i once thought of working at a poultry farm; my mother said "You don't want that chicken .... job!"


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Re: Why do Chicken Coops have 2 doors? [Re: cjcride] #5414752 04/27/20 03:02 PM
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If it has 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan


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