I was able to exchange it for a better looking one. AAP had an offer that was almost too good to be true-5 quarts of AAP Full Synthetic Dexos rated oil (same license# as Amalie Elixir), a CQ Premium Blue filter, AND a CQ Premium air filter for $32.99. The Express' air filter was free (normally $24.99), and some glitch chopped the whole deal down to around $21 (I did use a $5 Speedperks code too). Too good to pass up, I'll just use the filter for a short clean up run.
06 Ram 3500 CTD 4X4(FG Venturi), 89 F-450 7.3, 98 XJ 4.0(XG8A), 05 xB(XG3600), 18 Transit 3.7 (MC), 03 Merc Grand Marquis 4.6 2V(XG2), 11 Express 3500 6.0 (Fram PH10060 for now)