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Re: How about some Chuck Norris facts? [Re: LoneRanger] #5344348 02/08/20 08:49 AM
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Chuck Norris went to a feminist rally and came back with three sandwiches and a basket full of clean laundry.

Re: How about some Chuck Norris facts? [Re: LoneRanger] #5344370 02/08/20 09:12 AM
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Chuck only wears black belts.


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Re: How about some Chuck Norris facts? [Re: LoneRanger] #5344406 02/08/20 09:59 AM
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Light moves at the speed of Chuck!


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Re: How about some Chuck Norris facts? [Re: quint] #5344408 02/08/20 10:00 AM
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Originally Posted by quint
Chuck Norris went to a feminist rally and came back with three sandwiches and a basket full of clean laundry.


Dangerous but good!! grin2


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Re: How about some Chuck Norris facts? [Re: LoneRanger] #5344491 02/08/20 11:15 AM
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Chuck Norris spent the weekend with Prince Harry and Meghan Markle........9 months before Archie was born!

Re: How about some Chuck Norris facts? [Re: LoneRanger] #5344495 02/08/20 11:17 AM
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Before Chuck Norris grew his beard, he didn't shave. He just pounded the whiskers back in with a hammer and bit them off from the inside.

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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the SAPS out of GF-6.

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Chuck Norris once passed six kidney stones,.....they were subsequently collected by Thanos and embedded into a gauntlet.


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Re: How about some Chuck Norris facts? [Re: LoneRanger] #5344942 02/08/20 10:27 PM
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Re: How about some Chuck Norris facts? [Re: LoneRanger] #5345165 02/09/20 10:08 AM
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I was watching 'Man versus food' the other night and the guy was at one of those places where you have to eat a really big steak. They had a plaque there with the names of all those that had finished it. Chuck Norris was one of the names, guy that owned the place said it was the real deal, Chuck.

Re: How about some Chuck Norris facts? [Re: LoneRanger] #5345179 02/09/20 10:30 AM
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Chuck Norris didn’t join the USAF, the USAF joined Chuck Norris.


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Re: How about some Chuck Norris facts? [Re: LoneRanger] #5346789 02/11/20 12:45 AM
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