How about some Chuck Norris facts?

Originally Posted by LoneRanger
Originally Posted by OilReport99
Chuck Norris can do an oil change...with the engine running.


That's a new one and perfect fit for this board, LoL !!!
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But why does he not change light bulbs ?

Chuck can see in the dark
 
Chuck's younger brother, Wieland Clyde Norris, 1943-1970, was KIA in Vietnam.

He was a Green Beret...
 
Originally Posted by dlundblad
Chuck Norris is over rated.


Chuck 55:7

Let the wicked forsake their ways and the unrighteous their thoughts. Let them turn to Chuck, and he will have mercy on them.
 
Originally Posted by LoneRanger

I'll go first.


Chuck Norris isn't doing push-ups. He's bench pressing the planet.








I've heard this one a different way.....Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He does Earth Downs.
 
Originally Posted by quint
Chuck Norris went to a feminist rally and came back with three sandwiches and a basket full of clean laundry.


Dangerous but good!!
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Chuck Norris spent the weekend with Prince Harry and Meghan Markle........9 months before Archie was born!
 
Chuck Norris once passed six kidney stones,.....they were subsequently collected by Thanos and embedded into a gauntlet.
 
I was watching 'Man versus food' the other night and the guy was at one of those places where you have to eat a really big steak. They had a plaque there with the names of all those that had finished it. Chuck Norris was one of the names, guy that owned the place said it was the real deal, Chuck.
 
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