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How about some Chuck Norris facts? #5343783 02/07/20 02:37 PM
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I'll go first.


Chuck Norris isn't doing push-ups. He's bench pressing the planet.



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Re: How about some Chuck Norris facts? [Re: LoneRanger] #5343785 02/07/20 02:46 PM
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Chuck Norris will be 80 on March 10th!

Re: How about some Chuck Norris facts? [Re: LoneRanger] #5343798 02/07/20 02:58 PM
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Chuck Norris was measured at 5'8.5" according to the USAF.


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Re: How about some Chuck Norris facts? [Re: LoneRanger] #5343800 02/07/20 02:58 PM
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When you see all the cars leaving Florida because of a hurricane the one car going the other way is Chuck going on vacation.


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Re: How about some Chuck Norris facts? [Re: LoneRanger] #5343801 02/07/20 03:00 PM
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.


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Re: How about some Chuck Norris facts? [Re: LoneRanger] #5343825 02/07/20 03:26 PM
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He'll hit you with so many lefts you'll be begging for a right...

Re: How about some Chuck Norris facts? [Re: LoneRanger] #5343827 02/07/20 03:28 PM
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Behind Chucks beard, is another fist.

Re: How about some Chuck Norris facts? [Re: LoneRanger] #5343828 02/07/20 03:28 PM
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Chuck Norris' voice was perfect for the Cordell Walker, {Walker, Texas Ranger} character.

Re: How about some Chuck Norris facts? [Re: 02SE] #5343863 02/07/20 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted by 02SE
Behind Chucks beard, is another fist.


And another beard and ...

Re: How about some Chuck Norris facts? [Re: LoneRanger] #5343877 02/07/20 04:30 PM
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Could he keep Royce Gracie at bay?

Re: How about some Chuck Norris facts? [Re: LoneRanger] #5343881 02/07/20 04:35 PM
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Chuck Norris can cut a knife with butter.

Re: How about some Chuck Norris facts? [Re: LoneRanger] #5343885 02/07/20 04:42 PM
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Aaron Rodgers can throw a football 90 yards.

Chuck Norris can throw Aaron Rodgers 90 yards.

Re: How about some Chuck Norris facts? [Re: krismoriah72] #5343889 02/07/20 04:44 PM
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Originally Posted by krismoriah72


Chuck Norris can cut a knife with butter.



LOL


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Re: How about some Chuck Norris facts? [Re: krismoriah72] #5343892 02/07/20 04:48 PM
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Originally Posted by krismoriah72
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

LOL

Re: How about some Chuck Norris facts? [Re: LoneRanger] #5343897 02/07/20 04:58 PM
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Chuck Norris can do an oil change...with the engine running.

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