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Spanish Magician #5306742 12/28/19 10:36 PM
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So, there’s this Spanish magician who does a disappearing act. One night while performing his act on stage he begins to count:

“Uno!”
“Dos!”

And then he disappeared without a trace.


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Re: Spanish Magician [Re: Starman2112] #5306745 12/28/19 10:40 PM
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without a tres...


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Re: Spanish Magician [Re: gathermewool] #5306747 12/28/19 10:46 PM
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Originally Posted by gathermewool
without a tres...


Yes, you get it. I’ve told this joke to people at work and sometimes I just get a blank stare.


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Re: Spanish Magician [Re: Starman2112] #5306947 12/29/19 08:36 AM
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Tres Cervazos por favor .

Last edited by Snagglefoot; 12/29/19 08:39 AM.

If you want the job done right......do it yourself.
Re: Spanish Magician [Re: Snagglefoot] #5307060 12/29/19 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Snagglefoot
Tres Cervazos por favor .


Cervezas


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Re: Spanish Magician [Re: Starman2112] #5307084 12/29/19 11:56 AM
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Got it. Thanks. smile


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Cuatro cervezas por favor.

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Re: Spanish Magician [Re: Starman2112] #5307903 12/30/19 10:21 AM
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Keep 'em coming . The first go 'round went clean over my foggy head. Now, I know what to look for. grin2


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My wife just looked at me and asked if I made this up myself.


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Re: Spanish Magician [Re: Starman2112] #5308759 12/31/19 12:35 AM
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Luv me some homonyms.


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Re: Spanish Magician [Re: Starman2112] #5330171 01/23/20 09:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Starman2112
So, there’s this Spanish magician who does a disappearing act. One night while performing his act on stage he begins to count:

“Uno!”
“Dos!”

And then he disappeared without a trace.


No mames way.


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very funny!


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