Words to live by from Canada (Snagglefoot-above): "...We have 3 for the two of us, but the kids fly in and need wheels plus I need something while I do maintenance. I never want to pay someone for work I can do, and having a third one takes the pressure off."
DARK SECRET: When the third car has been "ratty" I drive it and pray someone hits me IN THAT ONE if I'm going to be hit at all.
Sick or practical?
REQUEST: Someone please craft that meme's message into the recent one with the cat and the howling cow (woman).