A guy goes into a barbershop. Tells the barber how he wants his hair cut. "I want it long on the right side and short on the left. I want no sideburn on the right and to the bottom of the ear on the left. I want the part to run at a °45 angle across my head and I want a big gouged bald spot right in the front". Barber says "Gee fella, I don't know if I can cut your hair that way!" Guy says "I don't know why not! That's how you cut it the last time I was in here!"