A friend shared this on FB, so I can’t take credit.
General Motors: Oh you need an engine? Pick any from a junkyard, from a vaguely similar car or truck within 10 years of yours. Everything should fit perfectly
Chrysler: Oh you need an engine? Well, every single one is year and model and trim specific. **** you, that's why.
Ford: Oh you need an engine? Just buy a parts vehicle it's probably like $175. Fords hold value worse than Bitcoin
Toyota: Confirm your diagnosis you probably don't need an engine
Mitsubishi: Oh you need an engine? Okay, here's a used one, but it's going to burn oil too
Volkswagen: How does this engine cost more than the car what the f***
Honda: Confirm your diagnosis you probably don't need an engine. If you do, just grab some quarters and head over to a junkyard.
Subaru: I'm sorry sir, every single Subaru owner just came and bought all of our used motors. The memes are true.
Nissan: -implying that a Nissan transmission would last long enough to kill an engine
Jaguar: Well now you know why you got a LuxUrY CaR sO cHeAp