Best BITOG Quotes

[MCompact]

Two of my favorites:

"...asking for information, on a forum full of low rent penalty box drivers, about a Jaguar, or any medium cost European car for that matter, will be less useful than slamming your hand in a car door.."- Win

":BITOG; where old cars go to die."- CKN

 

[mclasser]

Merk had some pretty funny ones

 

[The Critic]

"But, you have to be rich, to continually buy short-lived tires & call them "good"." - litesong

https://www.bobistheoilguy.com/forums/ubbthreads.php/topics/5137154/re-got-new-tires#Post5137154

 

[Snagglefoot]

BITOG: Putting the OCD in the OCI.

 

[Cujet]

If it doesn't burn fossil fuel, I don't like it.

I've been saying that since high school, way back in the dark ages.

 

[Skippy722]

"Lexus tried with IS300. Nice little car, but then average age of Lexus buyer dropped from 115 to 114.9 years, and Toyota started to panic." -edyvw

 

[DoubleWasp]

That one from edy is a true classic. I've seen a lot of good stuff here but can't think of one off the top of my head.

 

[Silk]

''The Dealer overfilled my engine by half a quart, shall I drain and fill ?''

 

[SeaJay]

"I just realized the quick lube place put 10-20 in my older car rather than 5-20, I only drove it two blocks before I realized the mistake. Is the engine now ruined, and who do I get to buy me a brand new car?"

 

[TheLawnRanger]

The manual recommends 87 octane fuel. However, I've noticed I get places a lot faster if i use jet fuel. Will this hurt my newsed Yugo?

 

[aquariuscsm]

"Use the search function".

 

[Whipcitywrencher]

Originally Posted by Silk
''The Dealer overfilled my engine by half a quart, shall I drain and fill ?''

 

[dnewton3]

"What's the best _____ for my car?"

(sigh)

 

[KrisZ]

Originally Posted by dnewton3
"What's the best _____ for my car?"

(sigh)



I know right?

Better yet " I just bought a generic appliance with over 200k miles and questionable maintenance history, I want the best oil for it."

 

[TheLawnRanger]

Domo arigato, Mr. Fumato.

 

[Jim K]

"That Jim sure is a great looking guy"

 

[dishdude]

Originally Posted by MCompact


":BITOG; where old cars go to die."- CKN


I laugh every time he posts this. Total classic!

 

[PandaBear]

I like the one in my signature a lot.

 

[aquariuscsm]

"Who makes a real synthetic?"

 

[Nick1994]

My all time favorite:
Originally Posted by Merkava_4
quick question about grass seed
Does the grass bust out of the seed like a baby chicken coming out of an egg, or does the seed dissolve into the soil first?

And another good one:
Originally Posted by Merkava_4
Where do peanuts come from ?
Do they come out of the ground, or do they grow on trees ?
Serious question; I've wondered all my life about this.