Stupidest jokes - Please contribute

[vavavroom]

I'll start with a terribly bad joke, if you even can call it that. It amused my back-then 5-year old endlessly.


What did the Indian say when his dog fell off the bluff?

"Doggone!"

 

[spasm3]

For the healthcare workers;

What do you call the drink make with lidocaine and vodka?

A numbskull.

 

[mattwithcats]

What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?

The taste...

 

[vwmaniaman]

What do you call a muddy chicken that crossed the road twice????

A dirty double crosser!!!!

 

[Jethro_Bob]

A man walks into a bar, "ouch".

 

[Kestas]

Why can you never go hungry at the beach?

Because of all the sand which is (sandwiches) there.

 

[earlyre]

Where is Engagement, Ohio?



Halfway Between Dayton, and Marion.





and b/c I have the sort of mind that HAD to see what really was half way between Dayton and Marion.......Mechanicsburg...

 

[CR94]

Here's a real oldie. Along with a lot of other classic folklore, my father learned it from his grandfather, who remembered the Civil War.

What's the shortest poem?

FLEAS
Adam
had 'em.

 

[Revving2Redline]

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

Nacho Cheese

 

[JLTD]

What's a pirate's favorite letter? Ahrrrrrr. (R)

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Wrong! It is the C.

 

[mattwithcats]

Here about the new addition to the Periodic Table?

It's "Ah",

the element of surprise....

 

[alcyon]

Which country has the highest amount of germs ?
Germany !

 

[alcyon]

Where is the best place to park your camel ?


Why Camelot of course.

 

[skyactiv]

I have an addiction to cheddar cheese.



But it's only mild.

 

[MasterSolenoid]

While growing up, we were so poor,

One day I saw my Mother kicking a tin-can down the street.
I said, "Mom, what are you doing" ?
She said, "were moving".

Another time I saw my Mother walking down the street wearing only one shoe.
I said, "Mom, you lost a shoe".
She said, "No, I found a shoe".

 

[Donald]

Did you hear the one about the BITOG member asking for stupid jokes?

 

[dippschtick]

Originally Posted by Donald
Did you hear the one about the BITOG member asking for stupid jokes?


Yeah. It's oil we've been hearing about.

 

[dadto2]

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender exclaims: "Hey! We serve a drink named after you!"

The puzzled grasshopper asks: "Who would name a drink Bob?!?"

 

[Sayjac]

Horse walks into a bar, bartender asks, "why the long face?"

 

[Virtus_Probi]

A priest, a doctor, a lawyer, and an engineer go out to play a round of golf together.
The quickly become upset by the slow play of the foursome in front of them who take forever to finish a single hole and begin to complain very loudly about the pace.
The caddymaster happens to hear them and marches over to tell them a thing or two.
"The gentlemen in front of you are four firemen who lost their sight fighting a fire in our clubhouse and play here for free with special beeping golf balls as a result...I suggest you stuff the complaining and leave if you have a problem with them!"
The priest says, "I will pray every day for these men to regain their sight."
The doctor says, "I will check the latest journals to see if there are new treatments that could help these men."
The lawyer says, "I will work pro bono for these men to make sure they have all the legal help they could possibly need."
The engineer says, "WHY CAN'T THESE GUYS PLAY AT NIGHT?!?!?!?"