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Stupidest jokes - Please contribute #5129619 06/09/19 06:16 PM
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I'll start with a terribly bad joke, if you even can call it that. It amused my back-then 5-year old endlessly.


What did the Indian say when his dog fell off the bluff?

"Doggone!"

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Re: Stupidest jokes - Please contribute [Re: vavavroom] #5129643 06/09/19 06:41 PM
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For the healthcare workers;

What do you call the drink make with lidocaine and vodka?

A numbskull.


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Re: Stupidest jokes - Please contribute [Re: vavavroom] #5129697 06/09/19 07:38 PM
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What’s the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?

The taste...


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What do you call a muddy chicken that crossed the road twice????

A dirty double crosser!!!!


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Re: Stupidest jokes - Please contribute [Re: vavavroom] #5129710 06/09/19 07:44 PM
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A man walks into a bar, "ouch".

Re: Stupidest jokes - Please contribute [Re: vavavroom] #5129712 06/09/19 07:46 PM
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Why can you never go hungry at the beach?

Because of all the sand which is (sandwiches) there.

Re: Stupidest jokes - Please contribute [Re: vavavroom] #5129754 06/09/19 08:32 PM
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Where is Engagement, Ohio?



Halfway Between Dayton, and Marion.





and b/c I have the sort of mind that HAD to see what really was half way between Dayton and Marion.......Mechanicsburg...


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Re: Stupidest jokes - Please contribute [Re: vavavroom] #5129776 06/09/19 08:51 PM
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Here's a real oldie. Along with a lot of other classic folklore, my father learned it from his grandfather, who remembered the Civil War.

What's the shortest poem?

FLEAS
Adam
had 'em.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

Nacho Cheese


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What's a pirate's favorite letter? Ahrrrrrr. (R)

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Wrong! It is the C.


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Here about the new addition to the Periodic Table?

It’s “Ah”,

the element of surprise....


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Which country has the highest amount of germs ?
Germany !


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Where is the best place to park your camel ?


Why Camelot of course.


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I have an addiction to cheddar cheese.



But it's only mild.


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While growing up, we were so poor,

One day I saw my Mother kicking a tin-can down the street.
I said, "Mom, what are you doing" ?
She said, "were moving".

Another time I saw my Mother walking down the street wearing only one shoe.
I said, "Mom, you lost a shoe".
She said, "No, I found a shoe".

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