Pretty entertaining stuff here Al.
Happy to hear you did some homework and got a car that makes you happy or meets your expectations. What the heck are you thinking showing up here to speak of such a thing?
That's just the recipe for a food fight !!
As per other's testimony, You are constantly losing street races, chronically late for work or appointments and pretend to be happy with a car that has a published 0 - 60 time anybody can look up yet doesn't impress your friends !
Thanks for chiming in just the same. I'm printing this 6 page summary for some people here at work.
As you might expect, Colorado is big on Subaru and Crosstrek has done very well. With employee lots demonstrating numerous samples, it seems obligatory I hand copies out as Exhibit A. These owners have a great opportunity to fight speeding violations (Speeding Crosstrek makes headlines !!)
or
Use as a -Get out of Jail Free card- in the case of being tardy for work.
Let's face it Al, there are two kinds of employees, those on time and those that drive a Crosstrek.
* I'm just having some fun - Thanks for playing !