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Blonde Joke #3583 #5107167 05/16/19 08:02 PM
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KeithS_NW_Ohio Offline OP
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A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman"

She started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?"

Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage.

The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?"

He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"

The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by email lately."

Later that day, the blonde teenager came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" the startled husband asked.

"Yes, she replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a $10.00 tip.

“And, by the way," the teenager added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."

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Re: Blonde Joke #3583 [Re: KeithS_NW_Ohio] #5107196 05/16/19 08:50 PM
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Re: Blonde Joke #3583 [Re: KeithS_NW_Ohio] #5107290 05/16/19 11:02 PM
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Re: Blonde Joke #3583 [Re: KeithS_NW_Ohio] #5107380 05/17/19 06:00 AM
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Ha! Good one!

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Re: Blonde Joke #3583 [Re: KeithS_NW_Ohio] #5107438 05/17/19 07:43 AM
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Swoosh !!

“It took untold generations to get you where you are. A little gratitude might be in order. If you’re going to insist on bending the world to your way, you better have your reasons.”

Re: Blonde Joke #3583 [Re: KeithS_NW_Ohio] #5107591 05/17/19 10:43 AM
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