Give us your best non dirty insult.

[callbay]

I've tried seeing your point of view, but I can't get my head up my butt that far.

 

[Sluggo0018]

I'd love to agree with you, but then we would both be wrong.

 

[ragtoplvr]

1. your brain would roll around in the bladder of a mosquito like a pea in a boxcar.

2. May the fleas and ticks of a thousand camels infest your armpits and nether regions.

Rod

 

[beanoil]

You, my friend, have cranial rectal inversion syndrome.

 

[dadto2]

He's as useful as teats on a billygoat.

 

[dadto2]

He's dumber than a box of rocks.

 

[Donald]

he is lucky to have made his way out of the birth canal

 

[oil_film_movies]

Anything said on: Jeff Ross's Roast Battle http://www.cc.com/shows/roast-battle or any of Ross's youtube videos

 

[Smokescreen]

You are so dumb you'd cut off your own arms to fit into a sleeveless sweater.

 

[dadto2]

He's so dumb, he couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were written on the sole!

 

[code5coupe]

Donkey.

 

[talest]

Let me speak very slowly and deliberately, so the people with PhDs in the room can understand me.

 

[MrMoody]

Grit eatin', scum suckin' pencil neck geek. -Classy Freddie Blassie

Or the long version: Grit eatin', scum suckin', boot lickin', drop kickin', gut grindin', nail bitin', glue sniffin', scab pickin', butt scratchin', egg hatchin', sleazy, smelly, pepper bellied, dirty, lousy, rotten, stinkin', freaks. Nothing but a pencil neck geek.

 

[loneryder]

Her cooking is so bad, the flies got together and fixed the screen door!

 

[talest]

Originally Posted by code5coupe
Donkey.


King Tut

 

[RoadDukie]

When you see somebody wearing shorts:
"Are those your legs, or are you riding a chicken"?

 

[Duffyjr]

i can explain it to you but i can't understand it for you!

 

[GrtArtiste]

What part of...NO...did you not understand?

 

[jeepman3071]

As sharp as a beach ball.

 

[talest]

You are entitled to your own opinions, but not your own facts.