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Re: Give us your best non dirty insult. [Re: loneryder] #5101259
05/10/19 06:49 AM
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Kevil,Ky
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Kevil,Ky
Rubber faced sidekick. A few cards shy of a full deck. Doesn't have both oars in the water. Funny as a screen door in a submarine. You make as much sense as a pay toilet in a diarrhea ward.


Don't waste your time on a slipshod repair.
Re: Give us your best non dirty insult. [Re: loneryder] #5101262
05/10/19 06:52 AM
05/10/19 06:52 AM
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Posts: 10,262
out there
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out there
" It's so easy, even you can do it ! "


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Re: Give us your best non dirty insult. [Re: loneryder] #5101289
05/10/19 07:25 AM
05/10/19 07:25 AM
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Posts: 535
One Step Beyond
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One Step Beyond
Your a Dunderhead.

I was at a Birthday Party and my 70yo Mother was showing a younger girl how to use a digital camera.
The young girl said, "if you can do it, so can I" / right away I noticed the (unintended) insult.


2002 Ford Ranger
2 Wheel Drive
3.0 Liter Engine
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Four basic premises of writing:
Clarity, Brevity, Simplicity, and Humanity.
Re: Give us your best non dirty insult. [Re: loneryder] #5101297
05/10/19 07:40 AM
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War Eagle
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War Eagle
Your brain is so small I could shove it up a gnat's butt and it would rattle around like a BB in a boxcar


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Re: Give us your best non dirty insult. [Re: loneryder] #5101307
05/10/19 07:58 AM
05/10/19 07:58 AM
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Chicago Area
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Not the brightest bulb on the string of lights.

Back when I was doing tech support, I made that comment on internal correspondence when one of the developers asked if the user had a clue on what he was doing. I heard the people in QA got a kick out of that comment along with the developer.


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Re: Give us your best non dirty insult. [Re: loneryder] #5101311
05/10/19 08:03 AM
05/10/19 08:03 AM
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Ozark Mountains
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I've tried seeing your point of view, but I can't get my head up my butt that far.

Re: Give us your best non dirty insult. [Re: loneryder] #5101324
05/10/19 08:18 AM
05/10/19 08:18 AM
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Posts: 79
Long Valley, NJ
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I'd love to agree with you, but then we would both be wrong.

Re: Give us your best non dirty insult. [Re: loneryder] #5101332
05/10/19 08:22 AM
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1. your brain would roll around in the bladder of a mosquito like a pea in a boxcar.

2. May the fleas and ticks of a thousand camels infest your armpits and nether regions.

Rod

Re: Give us your best non dirty insult. [Re: loneryder] #5101342
05/10/19 08:30 AM
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Midwest, Illinois
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You, my friend, have cranial rectal inversion syndrome.

Re: Give us your best non dirty insult. [Re: loneryder] #5101351
05/10/19 08:40 AM
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Rochester, NY
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He's as useful as teats on a billygoat.


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'99 Volvo S70 2.4
Re: Give us your best non dirty insult. [Re: loneryder] #5101353
05/10/19 08:41 AM
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Rochester, NY
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He's dumber than a box of rocks.


'16 GMC Sierra 1500 Crew Cab 4.3
'15 Volvo S60 T5 AWD
'99 Volvo S70 2.4
Re: Give us your best non dirty insult. [Re: loneryder] #5101371
05/10/19 08:53 AM
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he is lucky to have made his way out of the birth canal

Last edited by Donald; 05/10/19 09:08 AM.

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Re: Give us your best non dirty insult. [Re: loneryder] #5101397
05/10/19 09:21 AM
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MN
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Anything said on: Jeff Ross's Roast Battle http://www.cc.com/shows/roast-battle or any of Ross's youtube videos

Re: Give us your best non dirty insult. [Re: loneryder] #5101401
05/10/19 09:27 AM
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You are so dumb you'd cut off your own arms to fit into a sleeveless sweater.
coffee

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05 LeSabre 3.8L-274Kkms(171Kmi)-QSUD,Wix
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Re: Give us your best non dirty insult. [Re: loneryder] #5101416
05/10/19 09:45 AM
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Rochester, NY
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He's so dumb, he couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were written on the sole!


'16 GMC Sierra 1500 Crew Cab 4.3
'15 Volvo S60 T5 AWD
'99 Volvo S70 2.4
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