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Re: Give us your best non dirty insult. [Re: loneryder] #5101259 05/10/19 05:49 AM
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Rubber faced sidekick. A few cards shy of a full deck. Doesn't have both oars in the water. Funny as a screen door in a submarine. You make as much sense as a pay toilet in a diarrhea ward.


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Re: Give us your best non dirty insult. [Re: loneryder] #5101262 05/10/19 05:52 AM
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" It's so easy, even you can do it ! "


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Re: Give us your best non dirty insult. [Re: loneryder] #5101289 05/10/19 06:25 AM
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Your a Dunderhead.

I was at a Birthday Party and my 70yo Mother was showing a younger girl how to use a digital camera.
The young girl said, "if you can do it, so can I" / right away I noticed the (unintended) insult.


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Re: Give us your best non dirty insult. [Re: loneryder] #5101297 05/10/19 06:40 AM
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Your brain is so small I could shove it up a gnat's butt and it would rattle around like a BB in a boxcar


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Re: Give us your best non dirty insult. [Re: loneryder] #5101307 05/10/19 06:58 AM
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Not the brightest bulb on the string of lights.

Back when I was doing tech support, I made that comment on internal correspondence when one of the developers asked if the user had a clue on what he was doing. I heard the people in QA got a kick out of that comment along with the developer.


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Re: Give us your best non dirty insult. [Re: loneryder] #5101311 05/10/19 07:03 AM
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I've tried seeing your point of view, but I can't get my head up my butt that far.

Re: Give us your best non dirty insult. [Re: loneryder] #5101324 05/10/19 07:18 AM
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I'd love to agree with you, but then we would both be wrong.

Re: Give us your best non dirty insult. [Re: loneryder] #5101332 05/10/19 07:22 AM
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1. your brain would roll around in the bladder of a mosquito like a pea in a boxcar.

2. May the fleas and ticks of a thousand camels infest your armpits and nether regions.

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Re: Give us your best non dirty insult. [Re: loneryder] #5101342 05/10/19 07:30 AM
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You, my friend, have cranial rectal inversion syndrome.

Re: Give us your best non dirty insult. [Re: loneryder] #5101351 05/10/19 07:40 AM
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He's as useful as teats on a billygoat.


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Re: Give us your best non dirty insult. [Re: loneryder] #5101353 05/10/19 07:41 AM
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He's dumber than a box of rocks.


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Re: Give us your best non dirty insult. [Re: loneryder] #5101371 05/10/19 07:53 AM
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he is lucky to have made his way out of the birth canal

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Re: Give us your best non dirty insult. [Re: loneryder] #5101397 05/10/19 08:21 AM
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Anything said on: Jeff Ross's Roast Battle http://www.cc.com/shows/roast-battle or any of Ross's youtube videos

Re: Give us your best non dirty insult. [Re: loneryder] #5101401 05/10/19 08:27 AM
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You are so dumb you'd cut off your own arms to fit into a sleeveless sweater.
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Re: Give us your best non dirty insult. [Re: loneryder] #5101416 05/10/19 08:45 AM
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He's so dumb, he couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were written on the sole!


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