In today's local FB group. Don Juan Johnson! LoL....who names their kid that? His parents must have had big dreams for him. He robbed a cell phone store instead.

Quite the bunch.
To be honest, the whole Victorville area seems sketchy to me.

Easy! How do you know he doesn’t go by Rakywon?

Well lets see. I went to high school with a Dusin Broom. Bill Lear named his daughter Chanda. Another fellow high school kid was Devon D!cks. His dad was on Letterman as he is Harry.

went to school with...
Amanda Swallow, Dusty House, and Mike Hawk.
My Buddy's last name is Lear, His Dad wanted to name his sister Crystal Chanda(cooler heads prevailed, went with Jennah Phyllis)
out at the county fairgrounds, there's a big barn off the racetrack labeled in huge letters: " The Harold Dick Stables"

My last name is Early, my uncle (that never had kids) wanted to name a son "Justa Little", and a Daughter "Ima Little"

I remember a girl in my high school English class was named Candace (Candy) Cain.... Another high school friend of mine named one of his kids Zorka. I have no idea why.

Seems?

So glad I was only there for a couple months. I've been to nicer places - that end in 'stan!

The Phant family lived in my mother's home town. She said they named a daughter Ella.

I'd HAVE to learn if the parents thought it was clever had that happened around me.

"My name is SUE!
How do you DO?"

I have a friend named Jim Locker. Also, I once knew of twin brothers names John and Johnny. Totally serious, I couldn't believe it except I entered their payroll every week...

Don't forget the twins named by their Uncle.
Denise
Denefu.

Deleted out of concern for the privacy of the person with a funny name.

When I was in high school, there was a girl in my class named "Anita Ho".. you can imagine when they paged her to come to the office "Anita Ho to the principal's office". (say it out loud to yourself)

I had a friend who went by Russ Frame, but his first name was Rusty.. so.. Rusty Frame was his given name.



More recently, I used to hang out at the karaoke bar with a guy named Mike Dunn. He used to say that when he had a son, he was going to name him "Gitter".. Gitter Dunn. I have no doubt he was absolutely serious, too.

I met a Richard Head. Watch the jokes...he was Captain Head, US Army Airborne.

I worked with a guy named Ng.

My sister went to school with a guy named Nimrod. I can’t remember what country he was from but she said it wasn’t an unusual name there.