Polish holiday

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Angela Merkel decides to go on holiday to Poland. She gets to the border and the border patrol person doesn't recognize her. The conversation goes thusly...

Border Patrol: "Name?"

"Angela Merkel."

Border Patrol: "Country of origin?"

"Germany"

Border Patrol: "Occupation?"

"No, just sightseeing this time."
 
My fave was back in 1980 or '81 when I'd call my friends in Germany (this is the time immediately after the crumbling of the USSR) and tell them that united Germany has finally decided upon its capital city.

"Oh great", they'd say as it was a point of contention. Bonn had always been a Cold War compromise.

"Which city?"....Paris, I'd answer.
 
Like the Polish light bulb thing.

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