Manuka - idiots at the pump.
Old guy turns up in a very old Rolls Royce, comes in and asks for our "stick". Work out that the "stick" that he wants is our piece of wood to chock the pump handle in the on position.
Explain that we have no "stick" they would be illegal.
He went on to explain that he was a cancer survivor, and driving his Rolls Royce around Australia. And every service station has a "stick" to help disabled people like him fill their cars.
But sir, we don't have one and they are illegal.
My Boss heard things getting a little heated (not me), came out and explained to the guy that there was no such thing.
He went out and started filling, at which point I noticed that he was still filling and washing his windscreen...sent the boss out, and he'd tied the handle up with string, it had fallen out, and was dropping fuel on the ground.
Derek hung the pump up, berated that guy, who stated that he wasn't paying for fuel that he didn't receive, and drove off...we reported him to the Police.
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Bradon - fuel idiocy.
Now truth be told, if a guy jammed his petrol cap in the handle, and washed his windows, we usually let that go...as soon as they walked away from the car, we had an issue.
Govt Ford Falcon turns up, appliance white, and Govt plates.
Only guy on the forecourt at the time.
Pump is running, he's washing windshield, no problems...then he wanders off around to the toilets.
Only guy on the forecourt, and the stop would mean a split bill and stupid arguments, so I went out to disable his trigger lock...It was a mini Bic cigarette lighter, jammed end on under the handle.
I took it out, and went back inside so he could get it when he paid.
He came in furious, and demanded his lighter back...I refused, then he went back, jammed the petrol cap in the handle, then wandered off again...I took that out, placed in on the trunk of his car, turned to go inside, at which point he came back, then went to repeat.
I grabbed the cap and told him no.
He pulled the nozzle out of the car, still with the handle on full flow, spraying a stream of fuel over the vehicle, and splashing on himself, just as the director of the Company arrived on site...went straight to the office, and asked my boss (Derek) to attend.
This guy went off on how I was the worst employee that he had ever come across, rude, confiscated his personal property, and I should be sacked.
Derek countered that was diametrically opposite to the usual feedback, and that he must have done something "pretty stupid" to have gotten a rise out of me...so "what did you do ?"
I showed him the cigarette lighter, and explained it's use....which confirmed his stupidity, then he paid (Govt fleet with shell card, we got reimbursed the litres, plus a few cents, not worth much), and declared that he and his office would boycott our station...like I said, no big loss.