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#4782741 - 06/10/18 05:42 AM Over 70 years old yet?
CourierDriver Offline


Registered: 12/27/09
Posts: 5012
Loc: Tn.
Q: Where can single men over the age of 70 find
younger women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can
finish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to
live.
Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible.
Is that true? Where can it be found?
A: Yes. Matthew 14:92:
"And Mary rode
Joseph's [censored] all the way to Egypt"
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your
over-70 year-old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the
elderly wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet
and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out!
Q: Why should 70-plus year old people use valet
parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 70-plus year olds to have
problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem. Retrieving it
is the problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 70-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 70-plus
year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these!"
SMILE,
You've Still Got Your Sense Of
Humor, Haven't You?
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#4782748 - 06/10/18 05:56 AM Re: Over 70 years old yet? [Re: CourierDriver]
Char Baby Offline


Registered: 05/25/05
Posts: 10192
Loc: ROCHESTER, NY
So true!
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#4782756 - 06/10/18 06:09 AM Re: Over 70 years old yet? [Re: CourierDriver]
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Registered: 09/19/08
Posts: 1953
Loc: Pennsylvania
I'm 70 and say that all the time in antique stores!
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#4782767 - 06/10/18 06:39 AM Re: Over 70 years old yet? [Re: CourierDriver]
Johnny2Bad Offline


Registered: 05/20/13
Posts: 2028
Loc: Saskatchewan, Canada
This is an old one ...

What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down, and a dog do on three legs?
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#4782768 - 06/10/18 06:39 AM Re: Over 70 years old yet? [Re: CourierDriver]
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Registered: 05/20/13
Posts: 2028
Loc: Saskatchewan, Canada
Shake hands.
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#4782827 - 06/10/18 08:12 AM Re: Over 70 years old yet? [Re: CourierDriver]
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Registered: 10/22/09
Posts: 3022
Loc: Wet side WA
More practical logic tells you to just rent!
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2006 Duramax 74202
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#4782868 - 06/10/18 08:49 AM Re: Over 70 years old yet? [Re: CourierDriver]
JohnnyJohnson Online   content


Registered: 10/22/09
Posts: 3022
Loc: Wet side WA
Originally Posted By: CourierDriver
Q: Where can single men over the age of 70 find
younger women who are interested in them?


Well that depends on just how thick your wallet is a lot of the time.
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In: T6 5W-40 XG9100 74705 4-22-18

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#4782884 - 06/10/18 09:14 AM Re: Over 70 years old yet? [Re: CourierDriver]
andyd Online   content


Registered: 09/25/04
Posts: 7439
Loc: Marshfield , MA
Har-dee-har but the joke is on me grin2
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#4782894 - 06/10/18 09:31 AM Re: Over 70 years old yet? [Re: Boomer]
Linctex Offline


Registered: 12/31/16
Posts: 6189
Loc: Waco, TX
Originally Posted By: Boomer
I'm 70 and say that all the time in antique stores!


I'm not 70 yet and I still say that.

Of course, I also often say "This is like mine... but mine is nicer"
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#4782914 - 06/10/18 09:54 AM Re: Over 70 years old yet? [Re: CourierDriver]
CT8 Offline


Registered: 10/09/14
Posts: 11501
Loc: Idaho
I understand.
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#4783008 - 06/10/18 12:01 PM Re: Over 70 years old yet? [Re: CourierDriver]
BrocLuno Offline


Registered: 09/06/15
Posts: 5695
Loc: Kalifornia Kollective
Problem is more and more antique stores are selling stuff from my teenage years and I don't think of that as antique ... Of course it prolly is, but I don't see it that way smile
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