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Over 70 years old yet? #4782741
06/10/18 05:42 AM
06/10/18 05:42 AM
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CourierDriver Offline OP
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Q: Where can single men over the age of 70 find
younger women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can
finish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to
live.
Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible.
Is that true? Where can it be found?
A: Yes. Matthew 14:92:
"And Mary rode
Joseph's [censored] all the way to Egypt"
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your
over-70 year-old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the
elderly wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet
and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out!
Q: Why should 70-plus year old people use valet
parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 70-plus year olds to have
problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem. Retrieving it
is the problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 70-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 70-plus
year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these!"
SMILE,
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Re: Over 70 years old yet? [Re: CourierDriver] #4782748
06/10/18 05:56 AM
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Char Baby Offline
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So true!


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'15 Nissan Altima 2.5 SV
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Re: Over 70 years old yet? [Re: CourierDriver] #4782756
06/10/18 06:09 AM
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I'm 70 and say that all the time in antique stores!


2013 VW Passat TDI SE, 60,100 miles Castrol Professional VW507 5W-30
2017 VW Golf All Track 18,170 miles Castrol Professional VW505 5W-40
Re: Over 70 years old yet? [Re: CourierDriver] #4782767
06/10/18 06:39 AM
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Saskatchewan, Canada
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This is an old one ...

What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down, and a dog do on three legs?


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Re: Over 70 years old yet? [Re: CourierDriver] #4782768
06/10/18 06:39 AM
06/10/18 06:39 AM
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Saskatchewan, Canada
Johnny2Bad Offline
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Shake hands.


'57 FL Straight 50 wt
'90 Miata 1.8L w/Rotrex Supercharger [Mobil1 0W-40]
'96 Ram 1500 [3.7L Mobil1 0W-20 / 1L 15W-50]
'01 PT Cruiser [Mobil1 0W-40]
Re: Over 70 years old yet? [Re: CourierDriver] #4782827
06/10/18 08:12 AM
06/10/18 08:12 AM
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Wet side WA
JohnnyJohnson Offline
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Wet side WA
More practical logic tells you to just rent!


2004 Corolla 125425
Out: VML 5w-30 TG4967 OCI 5007 Miles
In: EDGE EP 5W-30 Bosch 3311 122537 7-18-18
2006 Duramax 74277
Out: T6 5W-40 M1-303
In: T6 5W-40 XG9100 74705 4-22-18
Re: Over 70 years old yet? [Re: CourierDriver] #4782868
06/10/18 08:49 AM
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Wet side WA
JohnnyJohnson Offline
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Originally Posted By: CourierDriver
Q: Where can single men over the age of 70 find
younger women who are interested in them?


Well that depends on just how thick your wallet is a lot of the time.


2004 Corolla 125425
Out: VML 5w-30 TG4967 OCI 5007 Miles
In: EDGE EP 5W-30 Bosch 3311 122537 7-18-18
2006 Duramax 74277
Out: T6 5W-40 M1-303
In: T6 5W-40 XG9100 74705 4-22-18
Re: Over 70 years old yet? [Re: CourierDriver] #4782884
06/10/18 09:14 AM
06/10/18 09:14 AM
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Marshfield , MA
andyd Offline
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Har-dee-har but the joke is on me grin2


'16 Camry LE STP synth 0w20 and STP filter. the Fridge

1994 Ranger ,the Rat, 5w30 dino, STP filter

'16 Camry SE, Valvoline HM 0w20 and OEM filter
Thick oil is better grin2
Re: Over 70 years old yet? [Re: Boomer] #4782894
06/10/18 09:31 AM
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Waco, TX
Linctex Offline
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Originally Posted By: Boomer
I'm 70 and say that all the time in antique stores!


I'm not 70 yet and I still say that.

Of course, I also often say "This is like mine... but mine is nicer"


"The evidence demands a verdict".
(Re:VOA)"it's nearly impossible to actually know the particular additives that are in there at what concentrations."
Re: Over 70 years old yet? [Re: CourierDriver] #4782914
06/10/18 09:54 AM
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Idaho
CT8 Offline
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I understand.


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2018 Ford F350 6.2
Re: Over 70 years old yet? [Re: CourierDriver] #4783008
06/10/18 12:01 PM
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Problem is more and more antique stores are selling stuff from my teenage years and I don't think of that as antique ... Of course it prolly is, but I don't see it that way smile


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