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May he rest in yeast #4778606 06/05/18 09:43 PM
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Dear friends,

It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following. Please join
me in remembering a great icon.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly-greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry
Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and
Cap'n Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours as long- time
friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man
who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled
with turnovers. He was not considered a very "smart" cookie, wasting
much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky
at times, he -- even still, as a crusty old man -- was considered a roll
model for millions.

Toward the end, it was thought he would rise again, but alas, he was no
tart.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough
and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by
his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about twenty minutes.

Re: May he rest in yeast [Re: Kestas] #4778614 06/05/18 09:48 PM
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I feel enriched

Re: May he rest in yeast [Re: Kestas] #4778618 06/05/18 09:51 PM
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Thanks.


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Re: May he rest in yeast [Re: Kestas] #4778624 06/05/18 09:57 PM
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The oven timer waits for no man

Re: May he rest in yeast [Re: Kestas] #4778630 06/05/18 10:05 PM
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Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan
arrives at her door.
"Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya".
"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my
husband?"
"That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda. There was an accident
down at the Guinness brewery"
"Oh, *** no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me."
"I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry.
Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?";
"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout, and
drowned."
"Oh my dear *****! But you must tell me true, Tim, did he at least go
quickly?"
"Well, Brenda, no. In fact, he got out three times to pee."

Re: May he rest in yeast [Re: Kestas] #4778633 06/05/18 10:14 PM
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He never met a pan he didn't like.


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Re: May he rest in yeast [Re: Kestas] #4778635 06/05/18 10:15 PM
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LOL

Re: May he rest in yeast [Re: Kestas] #4778646 06/05/18 10:23 PM
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I think we can rise above it


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Re: May he rest in yeast [Re: Kestas] #4778648 06/05/18 10:25 PM
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It was a slice.


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Re: May he rest in yeast [Re: Kestas] #4778844 06/06/18 08:16 AM
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What a bunderful story. LOL LOL

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I was rolling on the flour!


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Re: May he rest in yeast [Re: Kestas] #4779185 06/06/18 02:19 PM
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He died? I thought he got butter?


*hangs head in shame*


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Re: May he rest in yeast [Re: Kestas] #4779187 06/06/18 02:19 PM
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He really was among the upper crust. Let's all raise our glasses for a toast.


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Re: May he rest in yeast [Re: Kestas] #4784634 06/12/18 08:08 AM
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I don't know........I heard he could be A bit of a heel and crusty at times.

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Nobody remembers his motto:

Let them eat cake...PLEASE!"

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