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May he rest in yeast #4778606
06/05/18 09:43 PM
06/05/18 09:43 PM
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Posts: 12,567
The Motor City
Kestas Offline OP
Kestas  Offline OP
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Posts: 12,567
The Motor City
Dear friends,

It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following. Please join
me in remembering a great icon.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly-greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry
Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and
Cap'n Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours as long- time
friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man
who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled
with turnovers. He was not considered a very "smart" cookie, wasting
much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky
at times, he -- even still, as a crusty old man -- was considered a roll
model for millions.

Toward the end, it was thought he would rise again, but alas, he was no
tart.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough
and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by
his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about twenty minutes.

Re: May he rest in yeast [Re: Kestas] #4778614
06/05/18 09:48 PM
06/05/18 09:48 PM
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Texas
4WD Offline
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Texas
I feel enriched

Re: May he rest in yeast [Re: Kestas] #4778618
06/05/18 09:51 PM
06/05/18 09:51 PM
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Iowa
Aichiguy Offline
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Posts: 93
Iowa
Thanks.


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2011 Toyota Camry 2.5 75k
2003 Toyota Camry 2.4 201 k
1999 Ford F150 4.6 70k
Re: May he rest in yeast [Re: Kestas] #4778624
06/05/18 09:57 PM
06/05/18 09:57 PM
Joined: Mar 2016
Posts: 1,392
toronto
PeterPolyol Offline
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Posts: 1,392
toronto
The oven timer waits for no man


"Nobody else has responded to you. Nobody has defended your position. Perhaps that's a clue"
Re: May he rest in yeast [Re: Kestas] #4778630
06/05/18 10:05 PM
06/05/18 10:05 PM
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 41,198
'Stralia
Shannow Online content
Shannow  Online Content
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Posts: 41,198
'Stralia
Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan
arrives at her door.
"Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya".
"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my
husband?"
"That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda. There was an accident
down at the Guinness brewery"
"Oh, *** no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me."
"I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry.
Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?";
"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout, and
drowned."
"Oh my dear *****! But you must tell me true, Tim, did he at least go
quickly?"
"Well, Brenda, no. In fact, he got out three times to pee."

Re: May he rest in yeast [Re: Kestas] #4778633
06/05/18 10:14 PM
06/05/18 10:14 PM
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North Carolina
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North Carolina
He never met a pan he didn't like.


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Re: May he rest in yeast [Re: Kestas] #4778635
06/05/18 10:15 PM
06/05/18 10:15 PM
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Posts: 1,392
toronto
PeterPolyol Offline
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Posts: 1,392
toronto
LOL


"Nobody else has responded to you. Nobody has defended your position. Perhaps that's a clue"
Re: May he rest in yeast [Re: Kestas] #4778646
06/05/18 10:23 PM
06/05/18 10:23 PM
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Posts: 3,337
Wet side WA
JohnnyJohnson Offline
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Wet side WA
I think we can rise above it


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Out: VML 5w-30 TG4967 OCI 5007 Miles
In: EDGE EP 5W-30 Bosch 3311 122537 7-18-18
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In: T6 5W-40 XG9100 74705 4-22-18
Re: May he rest in yeast [Re: Kestas] #4778648
06/05/18 10:25 PM
06/05/18 10:25 PM
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SE British Columbia, Canada
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SE British Columbia, Canada
It was a slice.


If you want the job done right......do it yourself.
Re: May he rest in yeast [Re: Kestas] #4778844
06/06/18 08:16 AM
06/06/18 08:16 AM
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North TX
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North TX
What a bunderful story. LOL LOL

Re: May he rest in yeast [Re: Kestas] #4779002
06/06/18 11:21 AM
06/06/18 11:21 AM
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N.H, U.S.A.
ARCOgraphite Offline
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N.H, U.S.A.
I was rolling on the flour!


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Re: May he rest in yeast [Re: Kestas] #4779185
06/06/18 02:19 PM
06/06/18 02:19 PM
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Posts: 441
Utah, USA
28oz Offline
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Posts: 441
Utah, USA
He died? I thought he got butter?


*hangs head in shame*


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2004 Nissan Quest - Pennzoil Platinum Euro 0W-40
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Re: May he rest in yeast [Re: Kestas] #4779187
06/06/18 02:19 PM
06/06/18 02:19 PM
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Phoenix, Arizona - USA
SirTanon Offline
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Phoenix, Arizona - USA
He really was among the upper crust. Let's all raise our glasses for a toast.


2010 Ford Fusion SE - 2.5 liter/6F35 Trans - 263,000mi
2014 Nissan Altima SL - 2.5 liter/CVT - 58,000mi
Re: May he rest in yeast [Re: Kestas] #4784634
06/12/18 08:08 AM
06/12/18 08:08 AM
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North TX
RTexasF Offline
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North TX
I don't know........I heard he could be A bit of a heel and crusty at times.

Re: May he rest in yeast [Re: RTexasF] #4786120
06/13/18 06:24 PM
06/13/18 06:24 PM
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Champlain/Hudson Valley
Kira Offline
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Champlain/Hudson Valley
Nobody remembers his motto:

Let them eat cake...PLEASE!"


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