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#4778606 - 06/05/18 09:43 PM May he rest in yeast
Kestas Offline

Registered: 06/04/02
Posts: 12466
Loc: The Motor City
Dear friends,

It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following. Please join
me in remembering a great icon.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly-greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry
Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and
Cap'n Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours as long- time
friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man
who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled
with turnovers. He was not considered a very "smart" cookie, wasting
much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky
at times, he -- even still, as a crusty old man -- was considered a roll
model for millions.

Toward the end, it was thought he would rise again, but alas, he was no

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough
and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by
his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about twenty minutes.

#4778614 - 06/05/18 09:48 PM Re: May he rest in yeast [Re: Kestas]
4WD Online   confused

Registered: 09/21/10
Posts: 6909
Loc: Texas
I feel enriched

#4778618 - 06/05/18 09:51 PM Re: May he rest in yeast [Re: Kestas]
Aichiguy Offline

Registered: 08/10/17
Posts: 85
Loc: Iowa
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#4778624 - 06/05/18 09:57 PM Re: May he rest in yeast [Re: Kestas]
PeterPolyol Offline

Registered: 03/06/16
Posts: 1351
Loc: toronto
The oven timer waits for no man

#4778630 - 06/05/18 10:05 PM Re: May he rest in yeast [Re: Kestas]
Shannow Online   content

Registered: 12/12/02
Posts: 40511
Loc: 'Stralia
Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan
arrives at her door.
"Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya".
"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my
"That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda. There was an accident
down at the Guinness brewery"
"Oh, *** no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me."
"I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry.
Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?";
"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout, and
"Oh my dear *****! But you must tell me true, Tim, did he at least go
"Well, Brenda, no. In fact, he got out three times to pee."

#4778633 - 06/05/18 10:14 PM Re: May he rest in yeast [Re: Kestas]
spasm3 Offline

Registered: 05/30/10
Posts: 8904
Loc: North Carolina
He never met a pan he didn't like.
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#4778635 - 06/05/18 10:15 PM Re: May he rest in yeast [Re: Kestas]
PeterPolyol Offline

Registered: 03/06/16
Posts: 1351
Loc: toronto

#4778646 - 06/05/18 10:23 PM Re: May he rest in yeast [Re: Kestas]
JohnnyJohnson Offline

Registered: 10/22/09
Posts: 3036
Loc: Wet side WA
I think we can rise above it
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#4778648 - 06/05/18 10:25 PM Re: May he rest in yeast [Re: Kestas]
Snagglefoot Online   content

Registered: 12/31/17
Posts: 2093
Loc: SE British Columbia, Canada
It was a slice.

#4778844 - 06/06/18 08:16 AM Re: May he rest in yeast [Re: Kestas]
RTexasF Offline

Registered: 10/01/02
Posts: 2914
Loc: North TX
What a bunderful story. LOL LOL

#4779002 - 06/06/18 11:21 AM Re: May he rest in yeast [Re: Kestas]
ARCOgraphite Offline

Registered: 05/17/09
Posts: 12127
Loc: N.H, U.S.A.
I was rolling on the flour!
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#4779185 - 06/06/18 02:19 PM Re: May he rest in yeast [Re: Kestas]
28oz Offline

Registered: 04/20/17
Posts: 402
Loc: Utah, USA
He died? I thought he got butter?

*hangs head in shame*
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#4779187 - 06/06/18 02:19 PM Re: May he rest in yeast [Re: Kestas]
SirTanon Offline

Registered: 06/23/14
Posts: 2347
Loc: Phoenix, Arizona - USA
He really was among the upper crust. Let's all raise our glasses for a toast.
2010 Ford Fusion SE - 2.5 liter/6F35 Trans - 260,000mi
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#4784634 - 06/12/18 08:08 AM Re: May he rest in yeast [Re: Kestas]
RTexasF Offline

Registered: 10/01/02
Posts: 2914
Loc: North TX
I don't know........I heard he could be A bit of a heel and crusty at times.

#4786120 - 06/13/18 06:24 PM Re: May he rest in yeast [Re: RTexasF]
Kira Offline

Registered: 08/19/10
Posts: 5559
Loc: Champlain/Hudson Valley
Nobody remembers his motto:

Let them eat cake...PLEASE!"