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#4708094 - 03/27/18 02:31 AM Helpful computer networks - Google Pizza
Shannow Offline


Registered: 12/12/02
Posts: 40206
Loc: 'Stralia
- Hello! Gordon's pizza?
- No sir it's Google's pizza.
- So it's a wrong number?
- No sir, Google bought it.
- OK. Take my order please ..
- Well sir, you want the usual?
- The usual? You know me?
- According to our caller ID, in the last 12 times, you ordered pizza with cheeses, sausage, thick crust
- OK! This is it
- May I suggest to you this time ricotta, arugula with dry tomato?
- No, I hate vegetables
- But your cholesterol is not good
- How do you know?
- Through the subscribers guide. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years
- Okay, but I do not want this pizza, I already take medicine
- You have not taken the medicine regularly, 4 months ago, you only purchased a box with 30 tablets at Drugsale Network
- I bought more from another drugstore
- It's not showing on your credit card
- I paid in cash
- But you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement
- I have other source of cash
- This is not showing as per you last Tax form unless you got it from undeclared income source
-WHAT THE [censored]? Enough! I'm sick of Google, Facebook, twitter, WhatsApp. I'm going to an Island without internet,where there is no cell phone line and no one to spy on me
- I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport as it has expired 5 weeks ago..

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#4708128 - 03/27/18 05:29 AM Re: Helpful computer networks - Google Pizza [Re: Shannow]
Brybo86 Offline


Registered: 10/08/11
Posts: 2960
Loc: Chicago, IL
Bahahahaha
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#4708147 - 03/27/18 06:08 AM Re: Helpful computer networks - Google Pizza [Re: Shannow]
AZjeff Offline


Registered: 01/14/11
Posts: 2744
Loc: PV Az
Problem is not far from the truth.
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#4708148 - 03/27/18 06:11 AM Re: Helpful computer networks - Google Pizza [Re: AZjeff]
Shannow Offline


Registered: 12/12/02
Posts: 40206
Loc: 'Stralia
They re the best jokes...the ones where if you squint a bit, you see your reality.

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#4708187 - 03/27/18 07:15 AM Re: Helpful computer networks - Google Pizza [Re: Shannow]
Bud Offline


Registered: 06/04/02
Posts: 1764
Loc: Texas
Good one.
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#4708210 - 03/27/18 07:52 AM Re: Helpful computer networks - Google Pizza [Re: Shannow]
hatt Online   content


Registered: 01/03/12
Posts: 4430
Loc: Florida
I don't know if I should laugh or cry.
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#4708331 - 03/27/18 10:07 AM Re: Helpful computer networks - Google Pizza [Re: AZjeff]
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Registered: 12/14/02
Posts: 41901
Loc: New Jersey
Originally Posted By: AZjeff
Problem is not far from the truth.


Remember that Sandra Bullock movie "The Net"?

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#4708384 - 03/27/18 11:09 AM Re: Helpful computer networks - Google Pizza [Re: Shannow]
Reddy45 Offline


Registered: 08/15/08
Posts: 3034
Loc: USA
Sigh...

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#4708450 - 03/27/18 12:25 PM Re: Helpful computer networks - Google Pizza [Re: Shannow]
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Registered: 08/05/02
Posts: 14269
Loc: Silicon Valley
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#4708492 - 03/27/18 01:08 PM Re: Helpful computer networks - Google Pizza [Re: PandaBear]
Boczech Offline


Registered: 11/19/05
Posts: 467
Loc: Norcal
Yep just when you think they don't know or care what you are doing. Coffee2
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