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Helpful computer networks - Google Pizza #4708094
03/27/18 02:31 AM
03/27/18 02:31 AM
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 41,214
'Stralia
Shannow Offline OP
Shannow  Offline OP
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Posts: 41,214
'Stralia
- Hello! Gordon's pizza?
- No sir it's Google's pizza.
- So it's a wrong number?
- No sir, Google bought it.
- OK. Take my order please ..
- Well sir, you want the usual?
- The usual? You know me?
- According to our caller ID, in the last 12 times, you ordered pizza with cheeses, sausage, thick crust
- OK! This is it
- May I suggest to you this time ricotta, arugula with dry tomato?
- No, I hate vegetables
- But your cholesterol is not good
- How do you know?
- Through the subscribers guide. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years
- Okay, but I do not want this pizza, I already take medicine
- You have not taken the medicine regularly, 4 months ago, you only purchased a box with 30 tablets at Drugsale Network
- I bought more from another drugstore
- It's not showing on your credit card
- I paid in cash
- But you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement
- I have other source of cash
- This is not showing as per you last Tax form unless you got it from undeclared income source
-WHAT THE [censored]? Enough! I'm sick of Google, Facebook, twitter, WhatsApp. I'm going to an Island without internet,where there is no cell phone line and no one to spy on me
- I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport as it has expired 5 weeks ago..

Re: Helpful computer networks - Google Pizza [Re: Shannow] #4708128
03/27/18 05:29 AM
03/27/18 05:29 AM
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Posts: 2,986
Chicago, IL
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Chicago, IL
Bahahahaha


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Re: Helpful computer networks - Google Pizza [Re: Shannow] #4708147
03/27/18 06:08 AM
03/27/18 06:08 AM
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Posts: 3,023
PV Az
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PV Az
Problem is not far from the truth.


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Re: Helpful computer networks - Google Pizza [Re: AZjeff] #4708148
03/27/18 06:11 AM
03/27/18 06:11 AM
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Posts: 41,214
'Stralia
Shannow Offline OP
Shannow  Offline OP
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They re the best jokes...the ones where if you squint a bit, you see your reality.

Re: Helpful computer networks - Google Pizza [Re: Shannow] #4708187
03/27/18 07:15 AM
03/27/18 07:15 AM
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 1,861
Texas
Bud Offline
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Texas
Good one.


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Re: Helpful computer networks - Google Pizza [Re: Shannow] #4708210
03/27/18 07:52 AM
03/27/18 07:52 AM
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Florida
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Florida
I don't know if I should laugh or cry.


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Re: Helpful computer networks - Google Pizza [Re: AZjeff] #4708331
03/27/18 10:07 AM
03/27/18 10:07 AM
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New Jersey
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New Jersey
Originally Posted By: AZjeff
Problem is not far from the truth.


Remember that Sandra Bullock movie "The Net"?

Re: Helpful computer networks - Google Pizza [Re: Shannow] #4708384
03/27/18 11:09 AM
03/27/18 11:09 AM
Joined: Aug 2008
Posts: 3,221
Where the wind comes sweepin'
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Posts: 3,221
Where the wind comes sweepin'
Sigh...

Re: Helpful computer networks - Google Pizza [Re: Shannow] #4708450
03/27/18 12:25 PM
03/27/18 12:25 PM
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Posts: 14,456
Silicon Valley
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Silicon Valley


"You keep asking questions PandaBear and you'll end up a vegetarian like my wife" - Camu Mahubah
Re: Helpful computer networks - Google Pizza [Re: PandaBear] #4708492
03/27/18 01:08 PM
03/27/18 01:08 PM
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Posts: 472
Norcal
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Posts: 472
Norcal
Yep just when you think they don't know or care what you are doing. Coffee2


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