Recent Topics
Chevron Supreme synthetic oil? What happened?
by Onetor. 12/09/18 11:50 PM
235 50 15
by WiskyBadger. 12/09/18 11:21 PM
QUICKJACK 5000 ---COSTCO
by Deere John. 12/09/18 10:26 PM
Diesel Fuel Oil Dilution - 5w-30 Castrol Edge Pro. C1
by BladerunnerBoats. 12/09/18 10:24 PM
Home Remodeling Question
by FirstNissan. 12/09/18 10:22 PM
It Snowed Last Night.
by gfh77665. 12/09/18 10:13 PM
Are you Naughty or Nice?
by MolaKule. 12/09/18 09:49 PM
Made me Laugh
by mbacfp. 12/09/18 09:25 PM
Ford WSS-M2C195-A, Mercon LV, confusion!
by BadMonkey. 12/09/18 09:23 PM
Motorcraft filters, new boxes same problems?
by 2strokeNorthstar. 12/09/18 07:47 PM
Twisted Sister - Oh come all ye faithful
by StevieC. 12/09/18 07:20 PM
Wife and I don't agree about paint colors
by Chris142. 12/09/18 06:57 PM
What filter ? Mazda 6 2007, 2.3.
by Popsy. 12/09/18 06:38 PM
Ford spec WSS-M2C953-A1
by bfleeman. 12/09/18 06:18 PM
Tesla 3 - Jason from E.E. purchased one
by StevieC. 12/09/18 06:03 PM
1 filter, 1 OCI vs 1 filter, 2 OCU
by RyanY. 12/09/18 05:41 PM
K&N PS-7022 Cartridge 4,554 Miles
by 69Torino. 12/09/18 05:41 PM
Uh oh - No Castrol Edge 0w40 at WalMart
by double vanos. 12/09/18 05:19 PM
Calls for 5w30, will 10w30 work?
by zstand. 12/09/18 05:14 PM
Newest Members
BadMonkey, rbtharris, Horizons, jch1270, Canucks
66636 Registered Users
Who's Online Now
45 registered members (BigShug681, Ag76, bdcardinal, 5 invisible), 1,128 guests, and 37 spiders.
Key: Admin, Global Mod, Mod
Forum Statistics
Forums67
Topics294,857
Posts4,923,094
Members66,636
Most Online2,553
Oct 27th, 2018
Donate to BITOG
Previous Thread
Next Thread
Print Thread
Hop To
Wrestling pretzel hold. Ouch! #4673897
02/21/18 09:41 PM
02/21/18 09:41 PM
Joined: May 2005
Posts: 820
Ozark Mountains
callbay Offline OP
callbay  Offline OP
Joined: May 2005
Posts: 820
Ozark Mountains
A Canadian, German, and an American
are at the World Wrestling Finals where a Russian has won every match so far.
The Canadian tells the German and the American that the Russian has never been beaten and has a hold you cannot get free of its called the pretzel hold.

Next up is the German WHAM BANG he's trapped in the pretzel hold and can't move. Ten count and he's beaten.

Next is the Canadian WHAM BANG pretzel hold trapped and can't move. Ten count and he's beaten too.

Last contender is the American WHAM BANG he's in the pretzel hold. The Canadian and the German shake their heads and turn to leave and as they near the exit the crowd goes wild and they turn to see the American has the Russian in a pin and the ten count and the match is over.

After they're in the locker room getting ready to shower, the German and the Canadian tell the American they didn't see what happened. How did you get out of the pretzel hold its never been done before?

The American says... Once I was in the pretzel hold I knew I was had and all I could do was close my eyes and pray. When I opened my eyes, right there in front of my face was a pair of balls, so I reached up with all my might and bit them.

You have no idea how much adrenaline strength you get when you bite yourself in the balls.

Re: Wrestling pretzel hold. Ouch! [Re: callbay] #4673985
02/21/18 11:48 PM
02/21/18 11:48 PM
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 41,513
'Stralia
Shannow Online content
Shannow  Online Content
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 41,513
'Stralia
LOL...that's a good one.

Re: Wrestling pretzel hold. Ouch! [Re: callbay] #4674030
02/22/18 04:49 AM
02/22/18 04:49 AM
Joined: Oct 2008
Posts: 12,629
The Old North State
Sayjac Offline
Sayjac  Offline
Joined: Oct 2008
Posts: 12,629
The Old North State
LOL Hey Nowwwww!!!!

Re: Wrestling pretzel hold. Ouch! [Re: callbay] #4674036
02/22/18 05:09 AM
02/22/18 05:09 AM
Joined: Nov 2008
Posts: 3,272
Oshawa, Ontario Canada
JC1 Offline
JC1  Offline
Joined: Nov 2008
Posts: 3,272
Oshawa, Ontario Canada
Yeowwwwwwwwwwwwwww that's funny.


2015 Grand Caravan SXT Plus 5w-20 PPPP/Fram Ultra Filter
1997 Honda Civic CX 5w-30 Shell Conventional/Fram Ultra Filter
Re: Wrestling pretzel hold. Ouch! [Re: callbay] #4674093
02/22/18 07:35 AM
02/22/18 07:35 AM
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 1,927
Texas
Bud Offline
Bud  Offline
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 1,927
Texas
Funny one!


2016 Honda Pilot EX-L with NAVI.....Mobil 1 0w20 AFE and Honda OEM Filter
Re: Wrestling pretzel hold. Ouch! [Re: callbay] #4688489
03/08/18 09:11 AM
03/08/18 09:11 AM
Joined: Feb 2015
Posts: 506
NC
Matagonka Offline
Matagonka  Offline
Joined: Feb 2015
Posts: 506
NC
Dang!

Re: Wrestling pretzel hold. Ouch! [Re: callbay] #4689033
03/08/18 07:01 PM
03/08/18 07:01 PM
Joined: Jul 2014
Posts: 556
Wisconsin
Srt20 Offline
Srt20  Offline
Joined: Jul 2014
Posts: 556
Wisconsin
My old high school wrestling coach told us this one years ago. I never forgot it. He said it was him wrestling another guy.

Last edited by Srt20; 03/08/18 07:02 PM.

BOB IS THE OIL GUY® Powered by UBB.threads™