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#4643274 - 01/22/18 06:52 PM Old Girlfriend
KeithS_NW_Ohio Offline


Registered: 09/26/07
Posts: 181
Loc: Bowling Green, OH
Hey y'all,
So this girl I dated in school called & asked me if I could loan her $500 to help her pay her rent. And you know me always willing to help my friends & family out... I told her..."give me a minute let me check my account & I'll call u right back." Before I could check my account her brother calls & says, "Don’t give her any money because she's lying.” Her brother proceeds to tell me that she wants to use that $500 to get her boyfriend out of jail because she wants to be under the same roof with him for her birthday!!! I thought about it for a bit, but decided to go ahead & give her the $500. We all need help at times. So I called her back & said, "I got you."

A couple hours later, I got a call from Rapides Parish Jail and it was her. I said hello & she started screaming all kinds of nasty things & asking, “Why did you give me counterfeit money?!"

I replied: " so you & your boyfriend would be under the same roof for your birthday!!!"
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#4643282 - 01/22/18 06:59 PM Re: Old Girlfriend [Re: KeithS_NW_Ohio]
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Registered: 07/26/04
Posts: 11943
Loc: Middlesex County CT
lol
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#4643285 - 01/22/18 06:59 PM Re: Old Girlfriend [Re: KeithS_NW_Ohio]
FermeLaPorte Offline


Registered: 07/25/17
Posts: 468
Loc: Texas (south)
She deserved it
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#4643293 - 01/22/18 07:04 PM Re: Old Girlfriend [Re: KeithS_NW_Ohio]
Quattro Pete Offline


Registered: 10/30/02
Posts: 35844
Loc: Great Lakes
LOL
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#4643296 - 01/22/18 07:05 PM Re: Old Girlfriend [Re: FermeLaPorte]
Leo99 Offline


Registered: 03/30/14
Posts: 3039
Loc: NJ
Originally Posted By: FermeLaPorte
She deserved it


Yeah!

I get calls from my ex-wife from the jail. Let her rot!
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#4643300 - 01/22/18 07:08 PM Re: Old Girlfriend [Re: KeithS_NW_Ohio]
Pablo Offline


Registered: 10/28/02
Posts: 47275
Loc: Duvall WA - Pacific NW USA
I freely admit. You got me................... grin2 banana

Better check which sub-forum I'm in. That was pretty good!
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#4643315 - 01/22/18 07:16 PM Re: Old Girlfriend [Re: KeithS_NW_Ohio]
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Registered: 11/20/06
Posts: 18845
Loc: MA, Mittelfranken.de
LOL
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#4643326 - 01/22/18 07:24 PM Re: Old Girlfriend [Re: KeithS_NW_Ohio]
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Registered: 01/09/09
Posts: 5987
First response: I don't know you!

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#4643333 - 01/22/18 07:29 PM Re: Old Girlfriend [Re: KeithS_NW_Ohio]
CourierDriver Offline


Registered: 12/27/09
Posts: 4941
Loc: Tn.
lol
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#4643403 - 01/22/18 08:32 PM Re: Old Girlfriend [Re: KeithS_NW_Ohio]
BHopkins Offline


Registered: 11/03/13
Posts: 1095
Loc: Utah
You had me believing the story until the last line. That was great. Thanks for making me laugh.
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#4643413 - 01/22/18 08:38 PM Re: Old Girlfriend [Re: KeithS_NW_Ohio]
ZeeOSix Offline


Registered: 07/22/10
Posts: 17768
Loc: PNW
LOL ... good one!

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#4643458 - 01/22/18 09:11 PM Re: Old Girlfriend [Re: KeithS_NW_Ohio]
maverickfhs Offline


Registered: 12/28/16
Posts: 1975
Loc: VA
HILARIOUS...
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#4643489 - 01/22/18 09:57 PM Re: Old Girlfriend [Re: KeithS_NW_Ohio]
motor_oil_madman Online   content


Registered: 11/29/09
Posts: 4838
Loc: Houston, Texas
You my friend are a smart man.
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#4643524 - 01/22/18 10:40 PM Re: Old Girlfriend [Re: KeithS_NW_Ohio]
Marco620 Offline


Registered: 02/25/14
Posts: 2186
Loc: Deplorable Kansan,HK fan!
That was awesome. I needed that. Tell me another one.
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#4643534 - 01/22/18 10:48 PM Re: Old Girlfriend [Re: KeithS_NW_Ohio]
nickaluch Offline


Registered: 10/04/08
Posts: 376
Loc: Long Island,nassau county NY
Great joke
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