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#4643274 - 01/22/18 06:52 PM Old Girlfriend
KeithS_NW_Ohio Offline

Registered: 09/26/07
Posts: 176
Loc: Bowling Green, OH
Hey y'all,
So this girl I dated in school called & asked me if I could loan her $500 to help her pay her rent. And you know me always willing to help my friends & family out... I told her..."give me a minute let me check my account & I'll call u right back." Before I could check my account her brother calls & says, "Don’t give her any money because she's lying.” Her brother proceeds to tell me that she wants to use that $500 to get her boyfriend out of jail because she wants to be under the same roof with him for her birthday!!! I thought about it for a bit, but decided to go ahead & give her the $500. We all need help at times. So I called her back & said, "I got you."

A couple hours later, I got a call from Rapides Parish Jail and it was her. I said hello & she started screaming all kinds of nasty things & asking, “Why did you give me counterfeit money?!"

I replied: " so you & your boyfriend would be under the same roof for your birthday!!!"
2012 Ford Fusion - Mobil 1 0W-20EP
2005 Nissan Altima - Mobil 1 0W-30AFE
Mine to Maintain
2018 Jeep® Compass - FF 0W-20

#4643282 - 01/22/18 06:59 PM Re: Old Girlfriend [Re: KeithS_NW_Ohio]
simple_gifts Offline

Registered: 07/26/04
Posts: 11805
Loc: Middlesex County CT
2004 Prius; 85K ASL
2007 Yaris 65K
2006 B2300;125K;ALM

Was driving an ox cart; Now on the USS Enterprise

#4643285 - 01/22/18 06:59 PM Re: Old Girlfriend [Re: KeithS_NW_Ohio]
FermeLaPorte Offline

Registered: 07/25/17
Posts: 373
Loc: Texas (south)
She deserved it
Always Mobil 1
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2011 3.5L Chevrolet Impala, Automatic, 5k OCI.

#4643293 - 01/22/18 07:04 PM Re: Old Girlfriend [Re: KeithS_NW_Ohio]
Quattro Pete Offline

Registered: 10/30/02
Posts: 35381
Loc: Great Lakes
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#4643296 - 01/22/18 07:05 PM Re: Old Girlfriend [Re: FermeLaPorte]
Leo99 Online   content

Registered: 03/30/14
Posts: 2783
Loc: NJ
Originally Posted By: FermeLaPorte
She deserved it


I get calls from my ex-wife from the jail. Let her rot!
Without data you're just another person with an opinion. W. E. Deming

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#4643300 - 01/22/18 07:08 PM Re: Old Girlfriend [Re: KeithS_NW_Ohio]
Pablo Offline

Registered: 10/28/02
Posts: 47250
Loc: Duvall WA - Pacific NW USA
I freely admit. You got me................... grin2 banana

Better check which sub-forum I'm in. That was pretty good!
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#4643315 - 01/22/18 07:16 PM Re: Old Girlfriend [Re: KeithS_NW_Ohio]
Trav Offline

Registered: 11/20/06
Posts: 17845
Loc: MA,
ASE L1, Master. Deutsch Meisterbrief.

#4643326 - 01/22/18 07:24 PM Re: Old Girlfriend [Re: KeithS_NW_Ohio]
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Registered: 01/09/09
Posts: 5749
Loc: New England
First response: I don't know you!

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#4643333 - 01/22/18 07:29 PM Re: Old Girlfriend [Re: KeithS_NW_Ohio]
CourierDriver Offline

Registered: 12/27/09
Posts: 4736
Loc: Tn.
We spend 30 to 100k dollars on autos, and about 20k on a college education, one degree and 5 or 6 autos ,hmm.

#4643403 - 01/22/18 08:32 PM Re: Old Girlfriend [Re: KeithS_NW_Ohio]
BHopkins Offline

Registered: 11/03/13
Posts: 1072
Loc: Utah
You had me believing the story until the last line. That was great. Thanks for making me laugh.
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2003 Oldsmobile Alero 3.4 - M1 5W-30 & NAPA Gold filter

#4643413 - 01/22/18 08:38 PM Re: Old Girlfriend [Re: KeithS_NW_Ohio]
ZeeOSix Offline

Registered: 07/22/10
Posts: 16824
Loc: PNW
LOL ... good one!
We Don't Need No Stinkin' Efficiency!

#4643458 - 01/22/18 09:11 PM Re: Old Girlfriend [Re: KeithS_NW_Ohio]
maverickfhs Offline

Registered: 12/28/16
Posts: 1653
Loc: VA
2006 Civic EX 198K/AT
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#4643489 - 01/22/18 09:57 PM Re: Old Girlfriend [Re: KeithS_NW_Ohio]
motor_oil_madman Offline

Registered: 11/29/09
Posts: 4644
Loc: Houston, Texas
You my friend are a smart man.
2007.5 dodge cummins 6.7 liter. Chevron Delo400 15w40. 7000 mile or 250-300hr intervals.

#4643524 - 01/22/18 10:40 PM Re: Old Girlfriend [Re: KeithS_NW_Ohio]
Marco620 Offline

Registered: 02/25/14
Posts: 1875
Loc: Deplorable in KS/ fly over
That was awesome. I needed that. Tell me another one.
2015 Civic Sp. Ed R18Z1 143k mi PUP0w20/Ceratec,HPS Intake,87e0 Borla Exhaust/Eibach&Tein Suspension
Go Nashville Predators!

#4643534 - 01/22/18 10:48 PM Re: Old Girlfriend [Re: KeithS_NW_Ohio]
nickaluch Offline

Registered: 10/04/08
Posts: 279
Loc: Long Island,nassau county NY
Great joke
2007 G6 beater.2012 E450 box truck. 2018 Chevy Traverse.2017 E450 box truck.2017 Chevy 3500 extend cargo van.

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