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Old Girlfriend #4643274
01/22/18 06:52 PM
01/22/18 06:52 PM
Joined: Sep 2007
Posts: 185
Bowling Green, OH
KeithS_NW_Ohio Offline OP
KeithS_NW_Ohio  Offline OP
Joined: Sep 2007
Posts: 185
Bowling Green, OH
Hey y'all,
So this girl I dated in school called & asked me if I could loan her $500 to help her pay her rent. And you know me always willing to help my friends & family out... I told her..."give me a minute let me check my account & I'll call u right back." Before I could check my account her brother calls & says, "Don’t give her any money because she's lying.” Her brother proceeds to tell me that she wants to use that $500 to get her boyfriend out of jail because she wants to be under the same roof with him for her birthday!!! I thought about it for a bit, but decided to go ahead & give her the $500. We all need help at times. So I called her back & said, "I got you."

A couple hours later, I got a call from Rapides Parish Jail and it was her. I said hello & she started screaming all kinds of nasty things & asking, “Why did you give me counterfeit money?!"

I replied: " so you & your boyfriend would be under the same roof for your birthday!!!"


2012 Ford Fusion - Mobil 1 0W-20EP
2005 Nissan Altima - Mobil 1 0W-30AFE
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Re: Old Girlfriend [Re: KeithS_NW_Ohio] #4643282
01/22/18 06:59 PM
01/22/18 06:59 PM
Joined: Jul 2004
Posts: 12,070
Middlesex County CT
simple_gifts Offline
simple_gifts  Offline
Joined: Jul 2004
Posts: 12,070
Middlesex County CT
lol


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Re: Old Girlfriend [Re: KeithS_NW_Ohio] #4643285
01/22/18 06:59 PM
01/22/18 06:59 PM
Joined: Jul 2017
Posts: 542
Texas (south)
FermeLaPorte Offline
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Posts: 542
Texas (south)
She deserved it


Always Mobil 1
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Re: Old Girlfriend [Re: KeithS_NW_Ohio] #4643293
01/22/18 07:04 PM
01/22/18 07:04 PM
Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 36,617
Great Lakes
Quattro Pete Offline
Quattro Pete  Offline
Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 36,617
Great Lakes
LOL


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Re: Old Girlfriend [Re: FermeLaPorte] #4643296
01/22/18 07:05 PM
01/22/18 07:05 PM
Joined: Mar 2014
Posts: 3,477
NJ
Leo99 Offline
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Posts: 3,477
NJ
Originally Posted By: FermeLaPorte
She deserved it


Yeah!

I get calls from my ex-wife from the jail. Let her rot!


Without data you're just another person with an opinion. W. E. Deming

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Re: Old Girlfriend [Re: KeithS_NW_Ohio] #4643300
01/22/18 07:08 PM
01/22/18 07:08 PM
Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 47,287
Duvall WA - Pacific NW USA
Pablo Offline
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Posts: 47,287
Duvall WA - Pacific NW USA
I freely admit. You got me................... grin2 banana

Better check which sub-forum I'm in. That was pretty good!


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Re: Old Girlfriend [Re: KeithS_NW_Ohio] #4643315
01/22/18 07:16 PM
01/22/18 07:16 PM
Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 20,572
MA, Mittelfranken.de
Trav Offline
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Posts: 20,572
MA, Mittelfranken.de
LOL


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Re: Old Girlfriend [Re: KeithS_NW_Ohio] #4643326
01/22/18 07:24 PM
01/22/18 07:24 PM
Joined: Jan 2009
Posts: 6,520
New England
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Posts: 6,520
New England
First response: I don't know you!

Next response: crackmeup


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Re: Old Girlfriend [Re: KeithS_NW_Ohio] #4643333
01/22/18 07:29 PM
01/22/18 07:29 PM
Joined: Dec 2009
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Tn.
CourierDriver Offline
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Posts: 5,177
Tn.
lol


turn in your old jackets, shirts and other clothes to a Salvation Army or any homeless shelter this year...
Re: Old Girlfriend [Re: KeithS_NW_Ohio] #4643403
01/22/18 08:32 PM
01/22/18 08:32 PM
Joined: Nov 2013
Posts: 1,156
UT
BHopkins Offline
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Posts: 1,156
UT
You had me believing the story until the last line. That was great. Thanks for making me laugh.


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Re: Old Girlfriend [Re: KeithS_NW_Ohio] #4643413
01/22/18 08:38 PM
01/22/18 08:38 PM
Joined: Jul 2010
Posts: 19,271
PNW
ZeeOSix Offline
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Posts: 19,271
PNW
LOL ... good one!

Re: Old Girlfriend [Re: KeithS_NW_Ohio] #4643458
01/22/18 09:11 PM
01/22/18 09:11 PM
Joined: Dec 2016
Posts: 2,203
VA
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Posts: 2,203
VA
HILARIOUS...


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Re: Old Girlfriend [Re: KeithS_NW_Ohio] #4643489
01/22/18 09:57 PM
01/22/18 09:57 PM
Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 5,123
Houston, Texas
motor_oil_madman Offline
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Posts: 5,123
Houston, Texas
You my friend are a smart man.


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Re: Old Girlfriend [Re: KeithS_NW_Ohio] #4643524
01/22/18 10:40 PM
01/22/18 10:40 PM
Joined: Feb 2014
Posts: 2,448
[email protected] CZ firearm factory
Marco620 Offline
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[email protected] CZ firearm factory
That was awesome. I needed that. Tell me another one.


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Re: Old Girlfriend [Re: KeithS_NW_Ohio] #4643534
01/22/18 10:48 PM
01/22/18 10:48 PM
Joined: Oct 2008
Posts: 386
Long Island,nassau county NY
nickaluch Offline
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Posts: 386
Long Island,nassau county NY
Great joke


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