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Blond joke! #4595853
12/06/17 09:42 AM
12/06/17 09:42 AM
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Ozark Mountains
callbay Offline OP
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Two blonds are across a small river from each other. One blond yells to the one "How do I get to the other side?"

The other blonde yells back "You are already on the other side, silly!'

Re: Blond joke! [Re: callbay] #4595870
12/06/17 09:56 AM
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LOL LOL


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Re: Blond joke! [Re: jeepman3071] #4595875
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The Old North State
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LOL Hey now!

Re: Blond joke! [Re: callbay] #4595920
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Hey, I resemble that remark laugh


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Re: Blond joke! [Re: callbay] #4596055
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Leamington, ON, Canada ..... r...
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I'd like to buy a round-trip ticket please.

To where ??

To here of course !! LOL


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Re: Blond joke! [Re: callbay] #4596294
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A blond with a headset and a audio play device goes into a barber to get a hair cut. The barber says you'l have to remove the head set. She says I have to leave it on, you'l have to work around it. So the barber starts cutting the blonds hair and after a while gets fed up with working around the headset, so he takes the headset off. The blond immediately stands up and then falls to the floor. The barber picks up the headset and listens to it and it says "breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out".

Last edited by JimPghPA; 12/06/17 04:40 PM.

Boy will I be happy when ALL vehicles on public roads are autonomous.


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