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#4595853 - 12/06/17 09:42 AM Blond joke!
callbay Offline

Registered: 05/29/05
Posts: 797
Loc: Ozark Mountains
Two blonds are across a small river from each other. One blond yells to the one "How do I get to the other side?"

The other blonde yells back "You are already on the other side, silly!'

#4595870 - 12/06/17 09:56 AM Re: Blond joke! [Re: callbay]
jeepman3071 Offline

Registered: 04/15/10
Posts: 4038
Loc: Storrs, Connecticut
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#4595875 - 12/06/17 10:03 AM Re: Blond joke! [Re: jeepman3071]
Sayjac Offline

Registered: 10/13/08
Posts: 11970
Loc: The Old North State
LOL Hey now!

#4595920 - 12/06/17 10:30 AM Re: Blond joke! [Re: callbay]
BrocLuno Offline

Registered: 09/06/15
Posts: 5071
Loc: Kalifornia Kollective
Hey, I resemble that remark laugh
Formerly in marine engineering. In an earlier life I owned my own petroleum tank truck, and hauled for the majors and independent's.

#4596055 - 12/06/17 12:07 PM Re: Blond joke! [Re: callbay]
Papa Bear Offline

Registered: 08/11/05
Posts: 6946
Loc: Leamington, ON, Canada ..... r...
I'd like to buy a round-trip ticket please.

To where ??

To here of course !! LOL
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Friend of Bill W. since '89

#4596294 - 12/06/17 04:35 PM Re: Blond joke! [Re: callbay]
JimPghPA Offline

Registered: 08/22/09
Posts: 3791
Loc: Pittsburgh,PA U.S.A.
A blond with a headset and a audio play device goes into a barber to get a hair cut. The barber says you'l have to remove the head set. She says I have to leave it on, you'l have to work around it. So the barber starts cutting the blonds hair and after a while gets fed up with working around the headset, so he takes the headset off. The blond immediately stands up and then falls to the floor. The barber picks up the headset and listens to it and it says "breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out".

Edited by JimPghPA (12/06/17 04:40 PM)
Boy will I be happy when ALL vehicles on public roads are autonomous.