At Thanksgiving time my brother makes a point of describing his latest "hijinks" in the service. If you were
to ask him what hes does he would tell you that he ..."flys a desk in the AirFarce". His "wartime" stories include how drunk he got nightly in England while deployed to do meteorologist work.
Zero down loans, college for kids, car discount, meal discount, free healthcare, moving expense allotment, free care care bays and tool useage, free recreational family center, free burial. He goes on and on bragging. Then complains about how taxes are high and how public school teachers (locally) make too much at $45k after 20 years. Complains about taxes in general.
He met the high standards for service by practicing drunken driving in highschool, flunking out of two tech schools and wrecking or blowing up three cars/motors.
But [censored] he looks good in that uniform. Cue the Lee Greenwood music.
LOL