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It's dark in here #4563219
11/03/17 05:02 PM
11/03/17 05:02 PM
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NM, USA
pkunk Offline OP
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It’s dark in here ---
A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman’s husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, “Its dark in here.”
The man says, “Yes, it is.”
Boy ~ “I have a baseball.”
Man ~ “That’s nice.”
Boy ~ “Want to buy it?”
Man ~ “No, thanks.”
Boy ~ “My dad’s outside.”
Man ~ “OK, how much?”
Boy ~ “$250?
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.
Boy ~ “Its dark in here.”
Man ~ “Yes, it is.”
Boy ~ “I have a baseball glove.”
The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, “How much?”
Boy ~ “$750?
Man ~ “Fine.”
A few days later, the father says to the boy, “Grab your glove, let’s go outside and have a game of catch.”
The boy says, “I can’t, I sold my baseball and my glove.”
The father asks, “How much did you sell them for?”
Boy ~ “$1,000?
The father says, “That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that…that is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, “Dark in here.”
The priest says, “Don’t start that [censored] again.”


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Re: It's dark in here [Re: pkunk] #4563234
11/03/17 05:16 PM
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so bad !!!


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Re: It's dark in here [Re: pkunk] #4563253
11/03/17 05:39 PM
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Nice little twist in the end.


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Re: It's dark in here [Re: pkunk] #4563304
11/03/17 06:26 PM
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LOL! LOL

Re: It's dark in here [Re: gathermewool] #4563356
11/03/17 07:18 PM
11/03/17 07:18 PM
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Originally Posted By: gathermewool
Nice little twist in the end.


Tee Hee Hee............. blush


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Re: It's dark in here [Re: pkunk] #4563418
11/03/17 08:26 PM
11/03/17 08:26 PM
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Lol. Good stuff.

Re: It's dark in here [Re: pkunk] #4563526
11/03/17 11:38 PM
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Linctex Online content
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Hahahahahah!


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Re: It's dark in here [Re: Linctex] #4564086
11/04/17 03:16 PM
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WV
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laugh

Re: It's dark in here [Re: pkunk] #4564416
11/04/17 10:59 PM
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Sterotypical?

Re: It's dark in here [Re: Scienceman] #4564429
11/04/17 11:59 PM
11/04/17 11:59 PM
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'Stralia
Shannow Offline
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Originally Posted By: Scienceman
Sterotypical?


Nah, down here the priest would have gone after the boy, not the Mum.

Re: It's dark in here [Re: pkunk] #4565397
11/05/17 10:02 PM
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Alberta, Canada
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