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#4563219 - 11/03/17 06:02 PM It's dark in here
pkunk Offline

Registered: 03/19/11
Posts: 220
Loc: NM, USA
It’s dark in here ---
A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman’s husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, “Its dark in here.”
The man says, “Yes, it is.”
Boy ~ “I have a baseball.”
Man ~ “That’s nice.”
Boy ~ “Want to buy it?”
Man ~ “No, thanks.”
Boy ~ “My dad’s outside.”
Man ~ “OK, how much?”
Boy ~ “$250?
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.
Boy ~ “Its dark in here.”
Man ~ “Yes, it is.”
Boy ~ “I have a baseball glove.”
The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, “How much?”
Boy ~ “$750?
Man ~ “Fine.”
A few days later, the father says to the boy, “Grab your glove, let’s go outside and have a game of catch.”
The boy says, “I can’t, I sold my baseball and my glove.”
The father asks, “How much did you sell them for?”
Boy ~ “$1,000?
The father says, “That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that…that is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, “Dark in here.”
The priest says, “Don’t start that [censored] again.”
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#4563234 - 11/03/17 06:16 PM Re: It's dark in here [Re: pkunk]
CT8 Offline

Registered: 10/09/14
Posts: 10382
Loc: Idaho
so bad !!!
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity, we shall prevail

#4563253 - 11/03/17 06:39 PM Re: It's dark in here [Re: pkunk]
gathermewool Offline

Registered: 01/09/09
Posts: 5739
Loc: New England
Nice little twist in the end.
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#4563304 - 11/03/17 07:26 PM Re: It's dark in here [Re: pkunk]
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#4563356 - 11/03/17 08:18 PM Re: It's dark in here [Re: gathermewool]
incognito_2u Offline

Registered: 12/15/16
Posts: 102
Loc: Long Island, N.Y.
Originally Posted By: gathermewool
Nice little twist in the end.

Tee Hee Hee............. blush
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#4563418 - 11/03/17 09:26 PM Re: It's dark in here [Re: pkunk]
Nederlander75 Offline

Registered: 09/30/07
Posts: 966
Loc: CO
Lol. Good stuff.

#4563526 - 11/04/17 12:38 AM Re: It's dark in here [Re: pkunk]
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"The evidence demands a verdict".
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#4564086 - 11/04/17 04:16 PM Re: It's dark in here [Re: Linctex]
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#4564416 - 11/04/17 11:59 PM Re: It's dark in here [Re: pkunk]
Scienceman Offline

Registered: 10/04/09
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#4564429 - 11/05/17 12:59 AM Re: It's dark in here [Re: Scienceman]
Shannow Offline

Registered: 12/12/02
Posts: 38422
Loc: 'Stralia
Originally Posted By: Scienceman

Nah, down here the priest would have gone after the boy, not the Mum.

#4565397 - 11/05/17 10:02 PM Re: It's dark in here [Re: pkunk]
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Registered: 05/25/05
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Loc: Alberta, Canada
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