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#4554463 - 10/25/17 06:36 PM Man goes into a women's bar.
callbay Offline

Registered: 05/29/05
Posts: 799
Loc: Ozark Mountains
He sits down with a lady on each side of him. Then he orders a beer and says loudly "I have a blonde joke I want to tell". Lady on his right says "I am a blonde and I just got out of the Army, Special Forces. The gal to your left is a blond and an MMA fighter. The bartender is blond and a retired kick boxer. The bouncer is a blond and a professional wrestler. Also, the gal behind you now is blond and has been weight lifting for 11 years.

Guy says "Guess I will not tell my blond joke after all." The lady to his left says "Afraid you are going to get your [censored] wiped?" Guy says "No I just don't want to have to explain the joke five times."

#4554478 - 10/25/17 06:46 PM Re: Man goes into a women's bar. [Re: callbay]
marine65 Offline

Registered: 11/27/14
Posts: 381
Loc: Denver
Now that's funny!
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#4554483 - 10/25/17 06:52 PM Re: Man goes into a women's bar. [Re: callbay]
Sayjac Offline

Registered: 10/13/08
Posts: 11971
Loc: The Old North State
Not bad. thumbsup

#4554502 - 10/25/17 07:20 PM Re: Man goes into a women's bar. [Re: callbay]
riklyn Offline

Registered: 10/17/16
Posts: 30
Loc: Heart of Dixie
made me laugh grin
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#4554507 - 10/25/17 07:24 PM Re: Man goes into a women's bar. [Re: callbay]
wemay Online   happy

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#4554518 - 10/25/17 07:32 PM Re: Man goes into a women's bar. [Re: callbay]
Bud Offline

Registered: 06/04/02
Posts: 1547
Loc: Texas
Now that was a good one.
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#4554587 - 10/25/17 08:41 PM Re: Man goes into a women's bar. [Re: callbay]
joegreen Offline

Registered: 03/10/13
Posts: 703
Loc: NY
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#4554690 - 10/25/17 10:51 PM Re: Man goes into a women's bar. [Re: callbay]
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Registered: 06/28/12
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#4554747 - 10/26/17 12:18 AM Re: Man goes into a women's bar. [Re: callbay]
Dyusik Offline

Registered: 09/26/14
Posts: 1744
Loc: US-WA
*running to my wife to share* (blonde also)
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#4554858 - 10/26/17 06:38 AM Re: Man goes into a women's bar. [Re: callbay]
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#4555018 - 10/26/17 10:50 AM Re: Man goes into a women's bar. [Re: callbay]
Virtus_Probi Offline

Registered: 06/25/15
Posts: 3464
Loc: New England
I am OK with telling jokes like this because my wife, daughter, and I are/were all blonde (I am more skin tone and light brownish now, when I was young I had a gal refer to me as "the guy with the white hair").

A blonde cop pulls over a blonde driver. The cop asks for a driver's license and the driver says she's not sure if she has one, so the cop tells her,
"Well, it's something you carry in your purse with a picture of you on it."
The driver roots through her purse and finds a compact mirror, then looks in it before handing it to the cop saying,
"Yep, that's me!"
The cop takes one look it and quickly hands it back while saying,
"Oh, I didn't realize you were also a police're free to go!"
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#4555586 - 10/26/17 08:26 PM Re: Man goes into a women's bar. [Re: callbay]
DoubleWasp Offline

Registered: 05/21/12
Posts: 5227
Loc: Fort Lauderdale, FL
That's friggin hilarious. ^^^^
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#4556167 - 10/27/17 10:56 AM Re: Man goes into a women's bar. [Re: callbay]
Schmoe Offline

Registered: 05/12/03
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#4556957 - 10/28/17 09:15 AM Re: Man goes into a women's bar. [Re: callbay]
RTexasF Offline

Registered: 10/01/02
Posts: 2838
Loc: North TX
Wonder if he has awakened from the coma?