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Man goes into a women's bar. #4554463
10/25/17 06:36 PM
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callbay Offline OP
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He sits down with a lady on each side of him. Then he orders a beer and says loudly "I have a blonde joke I want to tell". Lady on his right says "I am a blonde and I just got out of the Army, Special Forces. The gal to your left is a blond and an MMA fighter. The bartender is blond and a retired kick boxer. The bouncer is a blond and a professional wrestler. Also, the gal behind you now is blond and has been weight lifting for 11 years.

Guy says "Guess I will not tell my blond joke after all." The lady to his left says "Afraid you are going to get your [censored] wiped?" Guy says "No I just don't want to have to explain the joke five times."

Re: Man goes into a women's bar. [Re: callbay] #4554478
10/25/17 06:46 PM
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Now that's funny!
approved


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Re: Man goes into a women's bar. [Re: callbay] #4554483
10/25/17 06:52 PM
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Not bad. thumbsup

Re: Man goes into a women's bar. [Re: callbay] #4554502
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made me laugh grin


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Re: Man goes into a women's bar. [Re: callbay] #4554507
10/25/17 07:24 PM
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Hahaha!


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Re: Man goes into a women's bar. [Re: callbay] #4554518
10/25/17 07:32 PM
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Bud Offline
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Now that was a good one.


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Re: Man goes into a women's bar. [Re: callbay] #4554587
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Burn


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Re: Man goes into a women's bar. [Re: callbay] #4554690
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LOL



Re: Man goes into a women's bar. [Re: callbay] #4554747
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*running to my wife to share* (blonde also)


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Re: Man goes into a women's bar. [Re: callbay] #4554858
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Lol


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Re: Man goes into a women's bar. [Re: callbay] #4555018
10/26/17 10:50 AM
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I am OK with telling jokes like this because my wife, daughter, and I are/were all blonde (I am more skin tone and light brownish now, when I was young I had a gal refer to me as "the guy with the white hair").

A blonde cop pulls over a blonde driver. The cop asks for a driver's license and the driver says she's not sure if she has one, so the cop tells her,
"Well, it's something you carry in your purse with a picture of you on it."
The driver roots through her purse and finds a compact mirror, then looks in it before handing it to the cop saying,
"Yep, that's me!"
The cop takes one look it and quickly hands it back while saying,
"Oh, I didn't realize you were also a police officer...you're free to go!"


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Re: Man goes into a women's bar. [Re: callbay] #4555586
10/26/17 08:26 PM
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That's friggin hilarious. ^^^^


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Re: Man goes into a women's bar. [Re: callbay] #4556167
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Haaaaaaaaaa


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Re: Man goes into a women's bar. [Re: callbay] #4556957
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Wonder if he has awakened from the coma?


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