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Good joke I found today #4536883
10/08/17 07:41 AM
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GabrielPintea Offline OP
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Your momma's so poor I saw her walking down the street with one shoe. I said "hey you lost a shoe". She said "na I found one".

Re: Good joke I found today [Re: GabrielPintea] #4536996
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Your momma is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street. I ask what she was doing and she said "Movin'"

You momma is so poor, homeless people make fun of her.


A little boy came home from school and told his dad about a spelling Bee they had that day.
His dad asked.."well did you win?"
he said "no dad. in fact I didn't even spell the first word right"
dad said "Well what was it?"
Son said "Posse"
Dad said "No wonder you didn't spell it right. You don't even know how to pronounce it"..............

Re: Good joke I found today [Re: danez_yoda] #4537175
10/08/17 12:37 PM
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"Yoo momma's so hard to buy shoes for..."

"Yoo momma's so bad at math..."

from 'In Living Color', remember?

Re: Good joke I found today [Re: GabrielPintea] #4537230
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This one is of my own creation..

Yo mamma is so fat that black holes are unable to escape her pull


2010 Ford Fusion SE - 2.5 liter/6F35 Trans - 266,000mi
2014 Nissan Altima SL - 2.5 liter/CVT - 60,000mi
Re: Good joke I found today [Re: GabrielPintea] #4537235
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Growing up, my Parents were sooo poor,
they had to save their money ,,,,,, just to be poor.

They were sooo cheap, my Mother could pinch a penny and make Abe Lincoln cry.
My Father could squeeze a quarter sooo tight, he'd get 2 dimes and a nickel.


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Re: Good joke I found today [Re: GabrielPintea] #4537981
10/09/17 11:46 AM
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Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back.


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