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#4536883 - 10/08/17 08:41 AM Good joke I found today
GabrielPintea Offline


Registered: 10/04/17
Posts: 16
Loc: Romania
Your momma's so poor I saw her walking down the street with one shoe. I said "hey you lost a shoe". She said "na I found one".

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#4536996 - 10/08/17 10:35 AM Re: Good joke I found today [Re: GabrielPintea]
danez_yoda Offline


Registered: 07/18/09
Posts: 462
Loc: texas
Your momma is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street. I ask what she was doing and she said "Movin'"

You momma is so poor, homeless people make fun of her.


A little boy came home from school and told his dad about a spelling Bee they had that day.
His dad asked.."well did you win?"
he said "no dad. in fact I didn't even spell the first word right"
dad said "Well what was it?"
Son said "Posse"
Dad said "No wonder you didn't spell it right. You don't even know how to pronounce it"..............

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#4537175 - 10/08/17 01:37 PM Re: Good joke I found today [Re: danez_yoda]
Kira Offline


Registered: 08/19/10
Posts: 5214
Loc: Champlain/Hudson Valley
"Yoo momma's so hard to buy shoes for..."

"Yoo momma's so bad at math..."

from 'In Living Color', remember?

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#4537230 - 10/08/17 02:28 PM Re: Good joke I found today [Re: GabrielPintea]
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Registered: 06/23/14
Posts: 2151
Loc: Phoenix, Arizona - USA
This one is of my own creation..

Yo mamma is so fat that black holes are unable to escape her pull
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2014 Nissan Altima SL - 2.5 liter/CVT - 55,000mi

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#4537235 - 10/08/17 02:33 PM Re: Good joke I found today [Re: GabrielPintea]
MasterSolenoid Offline


Registered: 09/26/17
Posts: 162
Loc: One Step Beyond
Growing up, my Parents were sooo poor,
they had to save their money ,,,,,, just to be poor.

They were sooo cheap, my Mother could pinch a penny and make Abe Lincoln cry.
My Father could squeeze a quarter sooo tight, he'd get 2 dimes and a nickel.

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#4537981 - 10/09/17 12:46 PM Re: Good joke I found today [Re: GabrielPintea]
GabrielPintea Offline


Registered: 10/04/17
Posts: 16
Loc: Romania
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back.

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